| Author | Message | ||
     Roadcouch98 |
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator". | ||
| Iman501 |
1+ haha funny! | ||
| Swordsman |
This vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll it be?" The vampire replies, "I'd like a glass of cold blood please." The bartender serves it up (don't ask). The vampire has his drink, pays, and goes on his merry way. The next night, the same vampire walks back into the bar. When the bartender asks him what he wants, he replies, "I'd like a shot of warm blood please." Again, the bartender serves the vampire his drink. On the third night, the vampire comes back. "So," says the bartender, "what kind of blood ya want tonight?" "No thanks, tonight I'd just like some hot water." The bartender is totally confused. "Wait a minute," he says, "you're a vampire, and for the past two nights you've come in and ordered blood. Why in the world do you want hot water?" The vampire reaches into his pocket and produces a large, very used tampon. "I'm making tea." ~SM | ||
| Andymnelson |
ew. ew. ew. |
