I remember watching a buddy carefully place an extra long string of firecrackers, with a cigarette fuse, in a planter many many years ago at Opryland Hotel.
I carry two sheets of "Bounty" in my comb pocket as a disposable handkerchief,band-aid/blotter and once as TP when I HAD to take a crap in a corn field. HAD,meaning if I was home,I would have piled it above the water line! Dude must have had to go .....really bad!
We have a lot of native americans here and they get drunk and roam around the city. One time i was watching a group of them walking up the street and one of the ladies stopped pulled her pants down and $hit on the sidewalk. I could not believe that it was a woman.
This is quite common behavior for our newly arrived Hispanic brethren on construction sites. Crap on walls, in 5 gallon buckets and on the seats of Spot-O-Pots. What do you expect from someone who was recently living in a cardboard shack and taking a dump and bathing in a stream.
On a side note, notice how the camera operator zoomed in on the woman.