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Lightstick
| Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 - 09:56 pm: |
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Have Your Cake & tolerance too.. I am shocked that so many Americans are against the mosque, near Ground Zero. We should allow it, but .......in order to promote tolerance....... I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot". Next door on the other side, could be a butcher shop, that specializes in pork, and pork products and makes a nice lunchtime pulled pork sandwich. Then across the street, a very daring lingerie store, called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret". Next to Victoria 's would be that new topless redneck hoagie shop called "Beers-Breasts &Buns". And of course, what area wouldn't be complete without a three girl nudie car wash called "The Three Mosqueteers" And, skin headed white supremacists would be renting a store front tattoo parlor just above the butcher shop, which would of course be just a few feet down from the Armed Forces Recruiting Office...just a step or two from the VA administration office To make the neighborhood and street complete I also propose that we build the largest Southern Baptist Church in the country with shared parking with the mosque, which would have to allow use of their parking lot for old fashion tent revivals. You know....just to promote that, "tolerance thing"! Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the Hell's Angels are looking for a new area for a clubhouse...are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yep, I know the perfect area. Hey, just trying to promote that tolerance thing. I'm a good loyal American with concern for my fellow man kind of guy...what can I say? The good ole US of A *This message was made in America without harming any cats or dogs...or fish...or horses, or cows or chickens or ferrets." Did I mention that the women from PE.T.A. would be naked on every street corner raising awareness about the evils of wearing fur? Gosh I love this country....wish everybody did. |
Augustus74
| Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 - 10:18 pm: |
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Funny, I haven't heard much news on the mosque for the last week or so....I hope this topic doesn't go by the wayside! (good ideas by the way |
Pwnzor
| Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 - 10:21 pm: |
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Dude... lightstick... your jokes are well over a month old... seen on at least a dozen other forums already. |
Just_ziptab
| Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 - 11:18 pm: |
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We just need to make pet pigs as common as pet cats and dogs. "A pig on every leash" |
Johnnymceldoo
| Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2010 - 11:41 pm: |
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It was being discussed tonight on one of those non biased NEWS shows. Its their last ditch effort to show how most common sense Americans just need to look at it from their more educated perspective. |
Danger_dave
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 12:05 am: |
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>>seen on at least a dozen other forums already.<< That says more about you than the poster. |
Pwnzor
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 12:09 am: |
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That says more about you than the poster. It says I don't cut and paste subjects that have already been beat to death from other forums onto BadWeB. |
Iman501
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:16 am: |
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We just need to make pet pigs as common as pet cats and dogs. "A pig on every leash" and we can give them a blanket..... mmmmhhhmm....pig in a blanket..... |
Bikertrash05
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:41 am: |
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I hate to side-track, but if you like pigs in a blanket, try some atomic buffalo turds! http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/atomic-buff alo-turds/ |
Danger_dave
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:51 am: |
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I only go to quickboard. :-P |
Whisperstealth
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 02:54 am: |
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Dude, I really could go for some atomic turds right now! |
Bikertrash05
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 03:16 am: |
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After a few High Lifes, I made myself hungry just posting the recipe! Prepare for pics in a day or 2! |
Johnnymceldoo
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 03:31 am: |
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I could go for some sushi. Been craving that all month. Atmic turd recipe looks a little rich for me right at the moment. |
Roadcouch98
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 10:06 am: |
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"Funny, I haven't heard much news on the mosque for the last week or so....I hope this topic doesn't go by the wayside!" On the News Last Night that the empty Building has been being used as a Mosque for over a Year now, anyway. I'm not very good at posting things here, but here is the Youtube title. "Proposed Ground Zero Mosque Already Exists!" (Message edited by roadcouch98 on September 27, 2010) |
Iman501
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 10:11 am: |
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that does look tastey!!!! |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 12:44 pm: |
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I like my tolerance at 300 yards down range. And not just for the Mosque. |
Pwnzor
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:11 pm: |
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I like my tolerance at 300 yards down range. And not just for the Mosque. where do I click "like"? Oh wait, this isn't facebook. |
Firebolt020283
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:23 pm: |
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so I noticed in the original post it was missing anything for the black man so shouldn't there be a naacp office or something... |
Pwnzor
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 01:27 pm: |
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Ohhhh, how about a Black Panthers branch office... so the "real" muslims and the prison muslims can get to know each other. |
86129squids
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 10:27 pm: |
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Hahaha- thanks Bikertrash, me and the GF are gonna have to try those!!! |
Aesquire
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 10:34 pm: |
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They do. The Panthers & the dictator of Iran had a meet. http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/be ltway-confidential/iran-leader-ahmadinejad-met-wit h-farrakhan-new-black-panthers-in-new-york-1038871 93.html Remember, strip clubs & booze are the standard way to prepare for murdering folk here by islamofascists. I don't know the area, but I bet you can find one or two in the area. A real good rib joint in south Manhattan, now that's a good idea. Good pulled pork sandwiches are an asset to any community. IMHO. |
Bikertrash05
| Posted on Monday, September 27, 2010 - 11:17 pm: |
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Nothing like some delicious appetizers while watching Monday night football!
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86129squids
| Posted on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 - 12:02 pm: |
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DUDE... Good to know I'm not the only one who likes to take pics of yummy num-nums when cooking... |
Johnnymceldoo
| Posted on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 - 12:49 pm: |
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Points must be deducted for the lack of stapler, knife, pistol and measuring tape.
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Bikertrash05
| Posted on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 - 12:51 pm: |
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or reloads. And where is the drink?!
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Augustus74
| Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 - 08:08 pm: |
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Roadcouch - I actually did hear about that, also heard that despite not having permits, NO fines would be issued!?!?!? WTF!?!?! |
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