| Author | Message | ||
     Dbird29 |
Women despair over men's toilet habits PA Sunday, 22 August 2010 * Share The Independent Close o DiggDigg o del.icio.usdel.icio.us o FacebookFacebook o RedditReddit o GoogleGoogle o Stumble UponStumble Upon o FarkFark o NewsvineNewsvine o zYahooBuzz o BeboBebo o TwitterTwitter o Independent MindsIndependent Minds * Text Size o Normal o Large o Extra Large sponsored links: Men leaving the toilet seat up is their most annoying habit, according to a survey of their other halves. More than half the women quizzed (54%) said failure to put the seat down was their man's most irritating trait. Leaving wet towels on the bed was the second most frustrating habit (23%), followed by a propensity to leave dirty laundry on the floor (15%). Other annoyances cited included snoring, doing a bad job at a household chore for the fear of being asked to do it again, not replacing toilet roll, leaving toenail clippings and loose change around the home, drinking straight from the milk bottle and refusing to ask for directions when lost. The survey of 1,165 female customers was conducted by home shopping retailer 24studio.co.uk - which stocks a solution for the number one pet hate with the 'Lav Nav' - a small device which attaches to the toilet lid, lighting up the toilet in the dark and shining green when the seat is down and red if it is left up. The company's Leanne Murray said: "The Lav Nav is ideal for fed up women everywhere - not only is it now easier to find the loo in the dark but the red light is a handy reminder to forgetful men that leaving the seat up is just not on." | ||
| Froggy |
I don't see the big deal. I have to lift it up to use it, so you can't put it down to use it? | ||
| Doug_s |
how come more guys don't bitch at the women for not putting the toilet seat up when they're finished? doug s. | ||
| Whatever |
Because guys are stupid...  On the other hand... if you can't see that the toilet seat is up... you might want to take your head out of your arse before you try to sit down to pee... | ||
| Spiderman |
We may be stupid, but at least we can look before we sit... | ||
| Bads1 |
If you sprinkle when you tinkle..... be a sweetie and wipe the seaty. | ||
| Jwblue |
how come more guys don't bitch at the women for not putting the toilet seat up when they're finished? All seriousness aside, as long as we don't pee on our feet nothing else matters. | ||
| Whatever |
Another thread in the shitter...  Hey I thought my response was fair... | ||
| Brighton |
Hey I thought my response was fair... Fair AND balanced. (I couldn't resist. Let the pissing begin) | ||
| Jramsey |
>>guys are stupid.... At least guys don't have to squat to pee!  | ||
| Whatever |
I piss into the wind while standing on my head butt naked... | ||
| Oldog |
I piss into the wind while standing on my head butt naked...} but can you write in the snow or sand? | ||
| Rpm4x4 |
I piss into the wind while standing on my head butt naked... Dang. I have watched my share of ...umm ..."sketchy" videos but I dont think Ive seen that done yet. LOL | ||
| Skinstains |
Girls have what I like to call "Dumb Girl Head" all of them, mothers, sisters, wives, and daughters. It can't be fixed or understood so don't waste your time. That's just the way it is. | ||
| Jaimec |
I have a similar complaint about my girlfriend. We have pets, and she insists on leaving the LID up. I always put the lid (AND the seat) down when I'm done. I don't want one of the animals falling into the toilet trying to get a drink. I've gotten tired of asking her... I just shut the lid if I see it open. | ||
| Ebutch |
reason for seat-lid down is so Rats cann,t get in the house from sewer.  | ||
| Midknyte |
 Ya'll can complain about toilet seats when you figgur out how to hang the gol' dern toilet paper roll! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
be glad we let you use the facilities in the house at all. http://ultimatecrapper.com/ultimate_crapper_basic. htm and y'all wonder why I am single. | ||
| Jaimec |
I've often wondered why women back into bathrooms with their eyes closed and the lights out... | ||
| Trojan |
Whoever made the decision that the default position of the toilet seat is down and not up? Obviously a unilateral decision made by women, so as I didn't sign up to it I ignore it  refusing to ask for directions when lost Men NEVER get lost. We may get 'temporarily geographically challenged' occasionally, but never lost  (Message edited by trojan on August 23, 2010) | ||
| Hootowl |
Yeah, lost implies I need to be rescued. Not being able to find an address is not lost. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
I am glad that my wife does not bitch at me for this issue all she ask is that if I drip on the rim i wipe it off. | ||
| Etennuly |
Lived in the suburbs of Tampa Fl for many years. We learned to keep the seat and lid down and look before squatting. We, one time, had a large frog come up through the toilet. The type they called a suction cup frog. My daughter will never forget that event. Another special event had my mother finding a snake half way up the throat of the toilet. That was a screamer moment or two. Thank you public water and septic system folks. Anyway, we found it best to leave the lid down and even looked into finding locking sealed lids. | ||
| Gunut75 |
It's just soooo funny to hear that quick scream in the dark of her rear just about touching the water cuz the seat is up..........  .......at least I think it is...... | ||
| Fahren |
A man leaving the seat up is not wrong, except for women who feel it is. Now, a woman squeezing the toothpaste tube from the middle? That's wrong, just wrong. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
I am with you on the tooth paste issue only mine is with the fact that my wife always looses the lid for the tooth paste on top of the middle squeese. but she has been out of town for the last month so I miss that right about now. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I am not lost, I am exploring the long way there. | ||
| Big_red_79 |
its not called lost, its called being aware of your surroundings and taking mental notes so in the event you do get lost you have visual aids to help you get un-lost without seeking the aid of another. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
seat and lid down... then the have to pick it up... and it keeps the cat from playing in the water. The cat puts both front feet into the water and bats it around....What the hell is up with that? | ||
| 86129squids |
Hmmm, interesting behavior. Might be able to train the cat to clean the toilet- you'd need some Comet or Ajax mixed with catnip, and a laser... Drink a beer, play with the laser and cat, the shitter would be clean in 5-10 minutes.   |
