As for me and my house, The seat is down, Cause I love her. At work even in the coed room, I leave the seat up, because the truck drivers that come through will pee on the seat rather than lifting it.
I had never understood how someone could be so careless as to not check the seat was down.
After years of women complaining about the seat being left up, I myself experienced the shock of cold water on my nethers when I, at last, didn't check behind me.
The fact that it was dark, I was sleepy, etc. don't change anything..... I too had messed up, and now understood what women were complaining about!
Of course, I now think you'd be foolish to do it twice....... so I guess I'm just waiting for my own foolishness to happen.
No matter. It's courteous to put down the seat. I can be trained, though it takes a while, and when living in a house with a female....I put the damn seat down. I even (usually) remember to leave the guest bathroom's seat up when there is a party to suit the beer drinking males....and will still laugh when someone sits without looking.
The hitch mounted crapper is a darn sight nicer than an ant infested log. I want one. ( with the rifle rest, and camo privacy screen please, 1 holer is fine )
As to the other complaints, guilty on the laundry. Nolo contedere. But. wet towel on the bed? what bozo does that? dump the moron, ladies.
