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     Crusty |
*/THE NEW PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE (TOTALLY AWESOME) /* *//* *I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper. * *BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA * * * *New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)! ** * *Since the Pledge of Allegiance * *And** * *The Lord's Prayer** * *Are not allowed in most * *Public schools anymore** * *Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... * *A kid in Arizona** **wrote the attached ** * *NEW School prayer: ** * *Now I sit me down in school * *Where praying is against the rule * *For this great nation under God * *Finds mention of Him very odd. * *If scripture now the class recites, * *It violates the Bill of Rights.** * *And anytime my head I bow * *Becomes a Federal matter now.** * *Our hair can be purple, orange or green, * *That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.. * *The law is specific, the law is precise.** * *Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. * *For praying in a public hall * *Might offend someone with no faith at all.. * *In silence alone we must meditate, * *God's name is prohibited by the state. ** * *We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, * *And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks... * *They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. * *To quote the Good Book makes me liable. * *We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, * *And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. * *It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, * *We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.. ** * *We can get our condoms and birth controls, ** **Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles**..** * *But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,** ** **No word of God must reach this crowd. ** * *It's scary here I must confess, * *When chaos reigns the school's a mess. * *So, Lord, this silent plea I make: * *Should I be shot; My soul please take! * *Amen | ||
| Dynasport |
Been around in various forms since the 90s. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/newprayer.a sp | ||
| Dalton_gang |
A+ | ||
| Wolf102 |
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| Gregtonn |
Amen. G | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I wake up in the morning with the goal to at least offend one person each day with raw data, conservative politics, liberal economics, sound reason, and a fair ration of politically incorrect back lash against un founded, hippy biased, racial leaning and unfunded stupidity where ever I find it. Good day to you... I know it helps me enjoy my days better. Nothing better than shutting up a zealot with FACTs |
