| Author | Message | ||
     86129squids |
Look before you leap, Leap before you look back. | ||
| 04buell |
don't eat yellow snow!  | ||
| Elsinore74 |
If you can't forgive and forget, pick one. ~Robert Brault | ||
| Hootowl |
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. | ||
| Jpgrego |
There's no sense wasting time trying to make something idiot proof, someone will eventually find a better idiot. | ||
| Jimduncan69 |
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn! | ||
| Mnrider |
When in doubt-gas it! (Message edited by mnrider on July 27, 2010) | ||
| Hootowl |
No matter where you go, there you are. | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
never •••• with anyone that can knock out a pig. even if he's 5'4" and has "little man syndrome" and especially if he's drunk. seriously. | ||
| Drkside79 |
All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches." ~40 year old virgin | ||
| Mnrider |
#### with the Bull you get the horn! | ||
| Niceguyeddy |
Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty. | ||
| Bbbob |
No good deed goes unpunished... | ||
| U4euh |
If hittin your thumb with a hammer hurts, stop hittin your thumb | ||
| Ted |
dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. | ||
| Reg_kittrelle |
"Fight, ••••• or hold the light." | ||
| 86129squids |
"There is no worse torture than knowing intellectually about love and the way." Jelaluddin Rumi | ||
| Ulynut |
H.T.F.U. | ||
| Ridenusa4l |
Its not the size, its how you use it. or Its not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. It's only illegal IF you get caught. Dont believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see. It's all the same with the lights off. Clothes hide many sins. There is no coulda, shoulda, or woulda. Never give up! Dont let your mouth write a check that your @$$ cant cash. Once you hit bottom theres only one way to go. and GO USA!!!  Jake | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
if you're going to do something wrong - DO IT RIGHT! <Dad | ||
| Rainman |
From Dad.... Don't worry about little things. Put your best foot forward, but watch where you're putting it. You can avoid a world of trouble if you just keep Peter in your pants. And my favorite from an old drunk relative: Why even try, boy, you're only gonna lose. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Three F's Rule If it floats, flies or f*cks, it's better rent it. | ||
| Shellyo |
Don't worry... it's not a problem until it controls your life. Clean mind, clean body... take your pick. | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
Dad's advice: on pain: "It'll feel better when it quits hurting." on construction: "You can cut it twice, but it'll still be too short." on dancing: "It's the vertical expression of a horizontal desire." | ||
| Strokizator |
Never buy anything with a handle on it. Its not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Maybe, but nobody goes to sea in a canoe. (Message edited by strokizator on July 27, 2010) | ||
| Slaughter |
Do that for 100 years and you'll live to be an old man. ("that" could be smoking, riding fast, eating, or any other bad habit) | ||
| Carbonfibrebob |
You need to work to live, but don't live to work. | ||
| Slaughter |
No matter where you go, there you are. | ||
| Etennuly |
85 year old grandfather of a friend of mine would walk around his shop in his barn passing gas and laughing at us youngsters. He was always heard to say " A workin' man is a fartin' man! Ya can't take that away from him, or he'll quit!" | ||
| Swampy |
What I always was telling the Big Kid "If you don't know what you are doing, DON'T DO IT!" because I was always asking him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and he would always answer "I don't know..." What I tell the Little Kid "You only know half of what you think you know" He was towing a car with my pickup truck down the highway in four wheel drive on dry pavement(the typical case of it costing me $1500 for a transfer case so he can make $250 junking a car) |
