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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 02:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/news/video.cfm ?c_id=702&gal_objectid=10645374&gallery_id=111341
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 03:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thats racist.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 03:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

What is? - that a silly person lives in a town called Moron?
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 04:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It's just a coincidence that the Spanish? name of the town translates into an apt description of the act of running the barriers in front of an oncoming train.

The pun is all I meant anyway.

You going all PC Slick? Next you'll get a Honda.
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Rwven
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 07:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Well Dave, I got the joke!

My sister and bro-in-law (and 5 of their 7 children) live in Moron. It's what we would call a suburb of Buenos Aires.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 07:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm guessing it's not pronounced the same either?
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Pwnzor
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 07:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ok... so I'm sitting there at the rail crossing, and this jerk in front of me is flipping me off and keeps switching his car into reverse as if he's going to back into me.

So I pull around him on the driver side of his car, and he points a gun at me. My first reaction is to hit the gas and get the hell away from this psycho.

Well, it was a knee jerk reaction, and it cost me my car and earned me a few broken bones. And, to make matters even worse, everybody on the internet is making fun of me now. I mean, can you guys give it a rest? I already have to hear it from my wife, especially because that train crossing is on the same side of town as my bookie's house. So of course the wife goes and calls the bank, to find that I had pulled out our savings. Seriously, I had this thing locked. Guido said his cousin told him that this horse has an extra adrenalin gland surgically implanted in it's chest. How was I supposed to know they were going to do surprise medical exams just before this race?

I could have had the money back in the bank in less than a month, she would have been none the wiser.... but this jerkoff has to go and f*ck with me at the train crossing. And now I get to listen to all of you make fun of me too... so how about taking it a bit easy on me ok guys?




















BWAAHHHAHAHAHahahaHAHahAHAHAHAhahahAHhhaaaaa!!!!!!
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Rwven
Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 07:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It's pronounced " More-own' " Or perhaps Moe-roan is even closer....



(Message edited by rwven on May 19, 2010)
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Slipknot
Posted on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 - 09:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

emphasis on the last vowel
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S1wmike
Posted on Thursday, May 20, 2010 - 10:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

O.K. I'll get in troubler for this but
"stupid is as stupid does"
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