I heard.... (from a VERY reliable source) that Obama is in league with Marvin the Martian and plans to aid him in his mission to un-obstruct his view of Venus. (Cue music DA DA DAAAAAA)
Yeah, I ordered a new raygun, and they sent me a Wil E. Coyote "bat suit", and a man sized slingshot to boost acceleration. Now I have to figure out a way to stop cuz I'm getting tired of flying off the cliffs. That just plain hurts when I land. I can only pray the cliff has one of those little branches to catapult me back up to the top. Next I'm going for rocket powered roller skates, or just the big rocket that I can sit on like a bicycle. If I got out of control with the skates, I would look like an untied, inflated balloon that someone just let go. At least I can jump off of the rocket. If thats the case, I better put in an order for a spring covered suit. ATGATT! Acme rules! They have the coolest catalog. I also want one of those "cars of tomorrow".