| Author | Message | ||
     Crusty |
Let me see if I got this right... • - IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. • - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. • - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. • - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. • - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. • - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. • - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. • - IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................ 1 - A JOB , 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON , 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION... | ||
| Nevrenuf |
come one, come all to the greatest country on earth. | ||
| Stalker |
 stay tuned it will only get better.... | ||
| Bikertrash05 |
You forgot one: IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO PRISON FOR UP TO TWO YEARS AND HAVE A FINE OF 3 HUNDRED TO 5 THOUSAND PESOS IMPOSED. More interesting facts(?), the immigration laws of Mexico: 1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language 2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed. 3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language. 4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here. 5 Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office. 6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. 7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. 8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country. 9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no badmouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home. 10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail. | ||
| Hdbobwithabuell |
See F'n habla | ||
| Valiant_duke |
GOD BLESS ARIZONA! AND SOMEONE FINALLY DOING SOMETHING | ||
| Augustus74 |
Biker - are those true!?!? We need that kind of law here!!! |
