| Author | Message | ||
     Joshinga |
I just found this on CL and just had to share It all seems well and good up till the last few sentences. Disabled man in need of weekend warrior (Savannah) Date: 2010-05-05, 1:01PM EDT Reply to: Laynesworld@comcast.net Disabled man in need of weekend warrior. Applicant must be dependable, trustworthy, drug and disease free, hard worker, someone that can think for themselves without constant supervision!! Applicant must be healthy, physically strong, knowledgeable in the use of lawn equipment, and the proper way to manage a yard/residence. (weed eater, edger, mower, blower, etc). Applicant must have experience using a chain saw. Applicant should have common knowledge of the mechanical workings of a truck, car, etc. Applicant should know the difference between a ratchet and a wretch. Applicant should know that motorized equipment will not work without gasoline/diesel fuel. Applicant must be someone that knows when the job is complete, rather than merely looking as if it might be finished well enough so that the boss will not notice. Applicant must be a warrior. Not scared to dirty themselves, sweat if needed, remain on the job until it's completed, and afterwards... or other times too, enjoy a nice dinner out, an afternoon at the beach, checking out a movie, or simply relaxing in the shade of a trade while shooting the load with the boss. Understand?! WAIT WHAT???????? | ||
| Pwnzor |
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| Strokizator |
"Johnny! It's time to rub my bunions!" He made sense right up until that last sentence. All I can say is "Dude!" | ||
| Joshinga |
bump | ||
| Bikertrash05 |
Reminds me of a personal ad I found on Craigslist once, very sincere and describing herself in a nice way, and then came the bomb at the end, read something like "I like walks on the beach and anal." It might have been a fake ad, but it was still pretty funny! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
you know that long walks girl was getting alot of mail | ||
| Swampy |
I have a girlfriend that posts on craigslist for the sole purpose of getting her husband to respond. The funny thing is is that he has responded at least three times already. I keep asking her what she is going to do when they do their first meet and greet....LOL...I can see it now, "Wow, that looks like my wifes car...." gealousy is a strange bird that only flys in one direction. | ||
| Aeholton |
Wait...you have a girlfriend that has a husband?  | ||
| Swampy |
Uh? don't you? | ||
| Aeholton |
I have friends. The last girlfriend I had is now my wife. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
you'd think he lived in california "A". you know, all that free love and peace crap like the 60's. | ||
| Swampy |
Naw, it's just cold in Michigan most of the time and it helps to have alot of friends during all the cold dreary weather to keep you warm. Come on now, we can just hug it out..... Actually I am suffering a little being in hug deficit, I have had given out alot of hugs the past few weeks and I am now feeling a little weak. |
