| Author | Message | ||
     Phelan |
In honor of one of the funniest lines in "Knocked Up", my friends and I developed a code-language to describe them to eachother without women looking at us like we're a bunch of pigs even when we act like it. Thought I'd share. She is very Smart= she has big boobs she has a lot of personality= she has a lot of cleavage she has an awesome sense of humor= he has a nice a$$ she has a lot of personality= she's dressed slu++y her intelligence seems artificial= obviously fake boobs we're still looking for more. | ||
| Brinnutz |
Ummm...??? Is there something you're trying to tell us Ross? | ||
| Jaimec |
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| Drkside79 |
lol | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
"She evidently doesn't have a mirror at home."--Holy crap look at what that chick is wearing! "I like her hair"--I haven't actually made it to her head yet. | ||
| Whatever |
You guys are so pathetic...  | ||
| Froggy |
+1, no point posting a secret code in public, otherwise the CIA would do it too. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Shes got Huge.... Tracts of Land | ||
| Hughlysses |
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| Kenm123t |
Whatever you love it or you wouldnt commenmt on it. lol  | ||
| Phelan |
Mostly just goofing off anyway. AFAIK I'm the only badwebber in Amarillo. | ||
| Tepiddeath |
How confusing is it when "she has a lot of personality" means two different things? BTW I think this list is hilarious! | ||
| Littlebuggles |
Either way what's being said is "Neat, take a look at her!". I think a comprehensive list would be killer. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
You could just point , make a puckered fish face and mumble "eeuninunony uuu" of course that was 3rd grade. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Depending on who I'm with stuff like that usually gets mumbled in a mix of French & English, or in local dialect from the fenlands where I grew up.. Even my wife is good enough to point out something I may have missed. She's very observant & knows what I like to look at.  | ||
| Rpm4x4 |
I work in a shop and we yell "wheres my hammer" whenever we see something that we would like to nail. One of our regulars told our manager that he really needs to buy us some more hammers cause they are always looking for it. | ||
| Vtpeg |
Jobsite code used to be "what's that measurement?". It did get confusing when there where actual measurements to be had. Switched to "Get me that flux". Most wouldn't know about a lack of flux needed for siding. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Saw a show on Food Channel about an icecream / shake hut out on the east coast; known for a beach goers favorite. Their code word was 'Check Banana!' Which is 1) funny because they dont have a banana shake or icecream. 2) because well banana is just kinda phallic anyways. At the end of the show, the showed some of the banana girls.... yup, gotta love a beach in summer. (cant remember the name for the life of me, and I am too gd lazy to search it) |
