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     Xb12xmike |
Cuddle Spray. It's the male grooming product women have been waiting for. Scientists claim they have created a spray that makes blokes much more affectionate. The scent uses the hormone oxytocin, known as the "cuddle chemical" as it stimulates sensitive feelings. It is best known for its role in female reproduction and helps mums bond with their children. The researchers in Bonn, Germany, worked with Cambridge's Babraham Institute and their results are published today in the Journal of Neuroscience. They gave 24 healthy men nasal sprays containing oxytocin while 24 others got a placebo. Later the guinea pigs were shown "emotionally loaded" photographs including one of a crying child. Dr Rene Hurlemann in Bonn said: "The oxytocin group showed significantly higher emotional empathy levels." He said they reached the "levels of sensitivity usually found in females". The Babraham's Dr Keith Kendrick said the drug may help in the treatment of schizophrenia which is often linked to an inability to connect with others. ------------------------ Friendlies could drop some of this on the enemy to soften them up huh? http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=cuddle+sp ray&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=581c98b851fa30a 2 | ||
| Whatever |
WTF? I am just hoping the next time lasts more than fifteen seconds...  | ||
| Aesquire |
It's almost as good as the ultimate gun from Hitch Hikers Guide. ( the one that makes whoever you shoot feel like you do. ) I don't know about War, but the ongoing conflict with the sexes...... possibilities. Most men could use better understanding of feelings... But really the only thing Men need women to understand is when you ask what we're thinking, if the answer is "nothing" we really mean it. No hidden agenda, no deeper meaning. When women use that word, it has deep and profound meaning, and we have no clue.....  Gee, Charlotte, You get a sympathy moment from me on that. Really. Hugs, Babe. The cuddles are the icing on the cake.  | ||
| Xb12xmike |
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| Cityxslicker |
change cultures, change your rules. Most American women think I am kurt, rude, stoic, unfeeling. Ukrainian women think I am strong, smart, unnerved, wise. funny I am the same jack ass . | ||
| Patches |
Seen this on another website the other day.>> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No Boobs Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = Bitch Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker Widow = Murderer WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his backside. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
WTF? I am just hoping the next time lasts more than fifteen seconds... Get yourself over here babe, I'm home alone these days.  | ||
| Nevrenuf |
nice patches. nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning | ||
| Whatever |
Only thing I might disagree with is the Professional= bitch I am a professional and I am a "bitch on wheels"!  I aint no Hollaback Girl... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
TLC had a interesting bit on the web dating thing. 10 guys, same picture, but they changed the data. With no information guy scores a 4 on the 'hot' scale by random sampling..... I new shirt and a shave and a description of him as an entrepreneur of a software company making $375K a year and bingo, suddenly he is 9 & 10 attractive..... For all the bashing that men are shallow; you gotta know women are too; just skewed to different variables. wanna cuddle?... get a pet. | ||
| Brumbear |
saw that the ultimate cuddle spray  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Make em laugh, & be attentive to her needs in bed. It's always worked for me. | ||
| Ourdee |
Make em laugh in bed too. Always attentive to their needs, and get away from them whenever possible. | ||
| Crackhead |
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = Take off the dress but leave the high heals on |
