| Author | Message | ||
     Danger_dave |
If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures Salmon? If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking World go round, isn't it about time that the city of Hamilton received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics? I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorcyclists where they lead to. The person who coined the phrase 'as different as chalk and cheese' obviously hadn't tasted Kwik Save's cheddar. Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London. That's because he flew a Heinkel. | ||
| Froggy |
Your post was in English, yet I don't understand a word of it??? | ||
| Danger_dave |
I'll copy and paste slower for you. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
I am with Froggy I have no idea what you are talking about dave. | ||
| Froggy |
I was doing some research, and I don't see any info online about the affects of smoking and how it affects Salmons Disease. I also can't find anything related to fat chicks and astrophysics The rest of the post was incomprehensible, so I didn't bother. | ||
| Danger_dave |
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| Bikertrash05 |
I don't know what you are saying, but I think I might want to visit Hamilton. | ||
| Littlebuggles |
Er, yes, I was just wondering which Hamilton, exactly? I am happy to sat that I've never had to try Kwik Save's cheddar. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Everywhere has a place like Hamilton. | ||
| Birdy |
To understand his post you have to turn you monitor upside down. | ||
| Peter |
It's ok Dave, I got it  | ||
| Danger_dave |
I know. | ||
| Court |
No clue what you are saying but if Peter's okay with it . . . that's cool. But . . that video is absolutely priceless! I'm a little iffy on "curing Salmon" . . how do you catch Salmon? | ||
| Danger_dave |
Salmonella poison. | ||
| Court |
There ya have it . . . . ya just poison the little rascals. It's so obvious it should have jumped right out of the water at me . . | ||
| Danger_dave |
Then you dry them and smoke them. Sometimes in needs three papers. | ||
| Court |
Don't bogart that Salmon my friend . . . pass it over to me. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Why is there only one monopolies commission? If Typhoo put the T in Britain, Who put the C*nt un Scunthorpe? | ||
| Nevrenuf |
and you wonder why DD doesn't get south park humor.  | ||
| Road_thing |
I tried to smoke a salmon once, but I couldn't keep it lit! rt | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
It's a cultural thing, I was roaring with laughter reading his 1st post. I don't "get" Southpark either. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Oh _ i get it. That's the problem (apart from the crap animation and annoying voices). It's an entirely predictable formula every time. | ||
| Too_tall_ss |
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| Danger_dave |
Don't tell me you you never been busted smoking Salmon? | ||
| Court |
I think I get it now . . .    | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
I understand the premise, but lack the specific topical knowledge to really get the punch lines Probably why I love the US version of "The Office", but find the UK version a bore. | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>Probably why I love the US version of "The Office", but find the UK version a bore.<< Yeah - lots of programs are dumbed down for the US. :-P | ||
| Court |
>>>Yeah - lots of programs are dumbed down for the US. Any questions as to why? I have a class of 14 students. 5 are U.S. citizens. We are the home of "no child left behind". We have decided it's a "right" to find the slowest learning in the class and adjust curve to that person. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Well, It was just a gag - but I don't think it's cultural - just numbers. The larger the number of people - the more stupid ones have to be accommodated. Doesn't really matter where they are from. | ||
| Ulynut |
People are dumb all over. Look at me. |
