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Author Message   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 04:45 pm:        OK - smart enough to pay the electricity bill and turn the computer on - don't equal stupid. We save those insults for Drummers.   Moxnix Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 04:55 pm:        Bangers and mash. Baked beans and tomatoes for brekie. Kippers. Also cured by smoking. Warm beer. Maori jokes. The Blacks. (And that's not a racial comment). High tea. And, . . . Bob's your uncle. When do the steel head run at the bottom of the orb?   Iman501 Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:01 pm:        winters effecting us all it seems!   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:06 pm:        Warm beer's not on the agenda! It's quite warm, humid and drizzly here. 11.00am Sunday and can't be bothered riding. Been back on the Uly this week. Lovin' it too - It has new Avon VP2 Viper Supersports/Sports tyres fitted for testing - and they are simply superb.   Ulynut Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:11 pm:        It has new Avon VP2 Viper Supersports/Sports tyres fitted for testing Life is good. Remember when you had to pay for tires?   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:21 pm:        The set before this one unfortunately :-( I get Arai Helmets and Rev-it kit supplied too. On two covers in a row dontchaknow. Had to have the office doors widened.   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:23 pm:          Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:39 pm:        Disaster. 'I'm going to the supermarket in half an hour - will you come too please.' why why why didn't I go riding.   Ulynut Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:49 pm:        Now you get to pick out your own cereal. Get something with a good prize in it.   Court Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:49 pm:        Good news .... On e Arai starts sending helmets they don't stop. :-)   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 05:58 pm:        Hmmm prize. I war thinkin' about some Salmon munchies. And Crawdads maybe.   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 06:02 pm:        I made this whilst dribbling on here too: Would have driven the neighbors wild when I had the PA cranked. Great sounding machines.   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 06:29 pm:        I can't get out of it (No Salmon). She came downstairs and asked 'Will you come with me?' No veiled hint that could be ignored ' no I'm going, it would be nice if someone came too.' but a direct bloody question. why why why did I ever give her sales training.....   Danger_dave Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 08:45 pm:        Typical PITA. The yard security team was happy with its weekly bonus however.   Court Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 09:53 pm:        The key to the PITA is the bread . . .   Ustorque Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 10:26 pm:        Great video Dave!!!! I just get sucked in once i see those great old machines. I could look for days.....you are a lucky man!   Danger_dave Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 12:16 am:        Oh cool - glad you enjoyed it. There is a big photo set here too. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiwirider/sets/721576 23237162055/   Blk_uly Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 07:55 am:        Well I got 80% of the jokes so keep them coming   Xbimmer Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 11:04 am:        Danger Dave's grandpa visiting England in a Heinkel:   Tbolt_pilot Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 12:32 pm:        I personally got them all except the one about the blokes on the motorway slip road. But I guess you have to see that to get it. The one about Dave's Grandpa got an evil sort of chuckle. But I realize that not everyone knows what a Heinkel is. Wonder what my Grandpa would think about the car in my driveway being made by the same people who built Panzers. He spent a few years dropping bombs on those folks. (Porsche)   Danger_dave Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 12:54 pm:        >>I personally got them all except the one about the blokes on the motorway slip road. << Hippy hitch-hikers often hold up a sign noting their destination.   Tbolt_pilot Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 09:11 pm:        Ahh. Got it. Don't see too many hippie's hitching anymore. Mostly what looks like truckers that got fired mid-run.   Danger_dave Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 - 11:02 pm:        Sad. We still get a few backpackers thumbing around here on the tourist routes.

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