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Elton John silences the Harley roar By Andy Tarnoff Publisher Originally published Sept. 1, 2003 at 12:14 a.m. Unfortunately, OnMilwaukee.com was right in predicting that Elton John would headline the secret Harley show Sunday night. John, along with Tim McGraw, Kid Rock and the Doobie Brothers comprised the lineup of the baffling, yet packed, show at Veteran's Park. A deafening hush came over the enormous crowd as it realized the big secret was John, hardly a rocking choice for a group that came to party. With the Harley folks clad in black, it looked more like a funeral as the stunned crowd stood motionless as John launched into his set of new, soft rock tunes and old favorites. Then, people started to leave. In droves. Elton John. Elton John? He's not American, certainly not very manly, and far from hard rock. The last rocking song from John came at a time when H-D was still owned by AMF. After a few new songs, John played his classics, like "Daniel," "Rocket Man,""The Bitch Is Back" and "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues." But the damage was already done. The once jam-packed crowd began to thin out. Perhaps, though this is just a guess, as many as 30 percent of the audience just went home. John didn't help his cause by announcing to the crowd, "I'd play you a song about motorcycles, but I don't have any." Anticipation has been building for weeks about who would play the final night of the Harley party. An overweight and not very funny Dan Aykroyd served as emcee of the event, improvising between acts and stalling for time. Hearing his "Rubber Biscuit" routine was almost painful. He thanked everyone, including the guy who co-wrote "Coneheads" -- twice. Of course, in the litany of thank-you's Sunday night -- to riders, veterans, Willie G., etc. -- none of the presenters thought to thank Milwaukee itself for hosting the party. Oh well. Eventually, Aykroyd introduced The Doobie Brothers, who played the kind of greatest hits set you'd expect to hear at State Fair. Solid, but sleepy. Tim McGraw took the stage next. He played flawlessly, but this crowd came to rock. And that they did, when McGraw introduced Kid Rock. Clearly the highlight of the evening, he got the crowd going with a handful of anthems like "Cowboy." After a long and uncomfortable wait, John emerged as the final act. As one woman in the generally disappointed crowd said, "It would be a good show, but not tonight." John's best moment of the concert came when he brought McGraw out to join him in "Tiny Dancer" and Kid Rock for "Saturday Night's Alright." Tepid applause brought him out for a brief encore. All the performers sounded great, but one has to wonder what Harley executives were thinking by bringing the guy who sang the "Lion King" theme to a party that was supposed to be completely bad-ass. Whichever intern at Harley who ran that focus group needs to be fired, since he completely missed the boat on his target demo. Maybe someone should have listened to the emcee before the show, who asked the crowd who they were hoping to see. They cheered for U2, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, KISS, you name it. But they booed for John. Granted, a few people did seem to enjoy John's act. The others stayed just because they waited three hours to hear some music (or hung out in line for nearly as long just to get a slice of pizza). The one redeeming moment came after John left the stage, when organizers set off the biggest and loudest fireworks and confetti display Milwaukee has ever seen. Hopefully, the crowd went home with one positive memory of the most underwhelming show of the year. It was clearly a lackluster finale to an otherwise spectacular week. Milwaukeeans took the giant crowds in stride. The police acted like champs, staying mellow and reacting only when emergencies arose. Even the bikers themselves remained well-behaved and orderly. Unfortunately, they were also nearly lulled to sleep with the surprise dud that unfolded to the dismay of thousands. Maybe Harley can coax Cher out of retirement for the 105th anniversary. | ||
| Froggy |
Ft_bstrd, those were the exact words of someone on the forum I lifted that pic off of!  | ||
| Froggy |
Whatever, apparently RocketMan pisses off all types of riders | ||
| 1313 |
 1313 | ||
| Crackhead |
Elton John makes sence. a lot of HD buyers are doc, lawyers and dentists. | ||
| Fahren |
LOfrigginL!!! NY, man - having lived and driven 11 years in the city, that sums up the mindset right there! Epic NY! You gotta love the attitude! | ||
| Froggy |
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| Rex |
the one girl on the end was so fast, they camera didn't catch. REX | ||
| Hammer71 |
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| Swordsman |
Those girls didn't jump, the big one on the end just snapped them like a towel. ~SM | ||
| Dentguy |
The one on the end is Chuck Norris in disguise. Those other girls didn't jump up, he made the earth move down. | ||
| Brettx1 |
Anchor girl! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
is that a bakers dozen? you get nine and a girl that ate the other two ? | ||
| No_rice |
LMFAO!!!! thats awesome | ||
| Spdrxb |
The epic fail was me lying in the water just before pic was taken.I left some pride there, but it fired back up after a few kicks.  | ||
| Reepicheep |
Nice! My kid and his riding buddy have very strict instructions... if you crash, and aren't seriously hurt, you aren't allowed to get back up until I get a picture.   | ||
| Oldog |
Looks like a good place for a nap, Yaaaawwwn wheres that quarter? Hurry up DAD its cold at least I did not land in the water | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Just Shut up Dad, that puddle is deeper than it looks ! | ||
| Froggy |
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| Swampy |
 Me being a good step dad | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
HELL YEAH!! gotta get me some Whitey's! | ||
| Froggy |
Breakfast of champions! I think I will head to Jersey tomorrow and get some | ||
| 07xb12ss |
hahaha to me that picture says "got munchies?" | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Help I fell / sunk down in the couch and I cant reach my Mt Dew ! | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
 07xb12ss. My first thoughts exactly, you beat me to it. | ||
| Oddball |
She had a little craving. | ||
| Toona |
Soooo, how do you remove a front bumper cover off of the car backing out of the garage....  just ask my wife.....  | ||
| Froggy |
That reminds me of this video I saw on Ebaums world like 10 years ago I wonder if they are your long lost nephews? |
