Atlanta Airport Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 27L." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air:ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !" Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Atlanta Tower:"Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "Hey" for us