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Crusty
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 04:11 pm: |
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET: * A JOB, * A DRIVERS LICENSE, * SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, * WELFARE, * FOOD STAMPS, * CREDIT CARDS, * SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, * FREE EDUCATION, * FREE HEALTH CARE, * A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON * BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE * THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION..... |
Wikid_intent
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 04:55 pm: |
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+1 |
Natexlh1000
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 05:02 pm: |
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It's all in caps, therefore it must be true. |
Steve_mackay
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 05:45 pm: |
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Metalrabbit
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 06:50 pm: |
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Crusty
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 07:22 pm: |
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It's all in caps, therefore it must be true. Naw; it's all in caps 'cause I'm to lazy and too slow a typist to re-type it from the e-mail I got. |
Ferris_von_bueller
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 07:34 pm: |
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Sounds a tad political for you, Crusty.
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Aesquire
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 07:40 pm: |
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That sums it up nicely. If I was Mexican, I'd come here. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 - 08:18 pm: |
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Just go ahead and put a revolving door on it. It would be about as effective as what we got now. Keep your eye on the Haitian tragedy, they are all about to get amnesty and a airlifted in. |
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