Drunk 4 year old boy steals christmas presents and runs around neighborhood in a girl's dress with beer in hand.
"The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption."
My favorite TN story: Some of our product supplied to a facility in Paris, TN was working less than perfectly & they sent me down to see what I could do.
People from the company picked me up & took me on a tour of the area, showing me where all the recent homicides were.
'Cept fer havin neerly all my teef, not chewwen' 'baccy, and speekin' Amerikan Englesh, I fits rite in, in this heiar Tennessee mountain area....................
In TN's defense, I'm compelled to say that I've never been anywhere--anywhere in the world--where people were friendlier than Tennessee. Coming from the PNW, where we tend to be a bit standoffish and avoid eye contact with strangers, it took a while to get over the suspicion that I was being set up. Nope, just genuine friendliness and courtesy. I know--weird, right?
Just don't expect that kind of hospitality on a dirt back road thirty miles from nothing when you hear banjo music!
Ha ha, my cousin-in-law moved here from Boston, MA. When we go riding, I tell him not to talk to anyone at the convenience stores when we stop for gas in the middle of nowhere.
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Me... borned and raized in Sparta, TN. The first time I took my wife(from PA) home with me she asked me after a day or so why was everybody waving at us when we drive around. "That's jus whut we do I rekon." I replied. She has since learned the waving rules but still can't say the city names right.
Geez, what's with all the terrain, scenery, morals, and rugged individualism?! No thanks, I'll stay here in the land of Paul Bunyan, pseudo-socialism, and 10,000 flakes--where hard work and integrity guarantee you stay in your rut and you'll get almost five months of riding between snow and frozen hell.
Go outside on a winter night, climb to the top of a "hill" and the sky looks different than it does up north. It looks three dimensional. Some stars seem closer than others. Just looks like sky to the locals.
My aforementioned cousin-in-law told me even though He wasn't born in the South, He got here as quick as He could. And, since He has been here about 15 years now, He is officially a damn yankee.
halfback, yea, that's what i wanna be. originally from pittsburgh area and have no desire to go back there. to many taxes, roads suck anywhere you have a city it seems like. people aren't nearly as friendly as they are in tennessee with a few exceptions here on the badweb. and if i'm gonna freeze like i am right now here in tampa, i'd just as well do it up there where i can at least look at some prettier country.