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Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 12:59 pm: | 
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I now realise I've been such a fool,
I thought it all had to rhyme with Buell,
But now I can see,
It was just silly me,
Phew, no need to go back to school. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 02:29 pm: |
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Rocket, don't be such a hater
Cuz if you ride the Brutale on Deal's Gap
Against my Buell I'd have to say, "Cya later!"
Your perceived self-superiority
Makes you on Badweb, a minority
And in my rearviews, just a memory.
(Message edited by 86129squids on December 31, 2009) |
Rex
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 02:41 pm: |
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A memory it is
Says a member of Badweb
A memory it is
Says a rider named Deb
A memory it is
for the Buell to Rule
A memory it is
to take an MV to school |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 03:01 pm: |
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Fact is Brutale beats Buell
You'd know if you read the mags
Not the ones specifically for Fags
Poor Buell it's just a little too bad
I still got mine it's why I so whine
Nothing to do with hate
Just a f**king ball ache
So I struggle better to remake
My own Buell rid of the shit cake
Talk of Deals Gap
The Isle of Man track
Or even a Laguna Seca lap
Neither makes much difference
A Buell would be handed its a$$
By the MV Brutale it's world class
Stick that in your rear view mirror
And up yer a$$
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86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 03:43 pm: |
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Haha! Good one...
With some time to finish chores
I'll explain why Italian squid
Washes up dead on American shores
And spec-sheet racers like you
Are just poor MV whores.
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Mnrider
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 04:05 pm: |
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MV's are not cool
Just high priced Italian stool
Saved by the fags at HD
Who don't know enough to see
A good bike from bad Oh so sad |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 05:31 pm: |
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At least take time to make it rhyme
For Buells sake speak worth a dime
You're representing a favoured make
Poor show if not savoured your pace
Need do better at least the fan base
One might think your poor grace
Buell perhaps may never win a race |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 05:41 pm: |
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Ah! Pardon moi I forgot you're a damn Limey
The King's English you speak all the timey
Appalachian Rednecks, you see
Don't give a sheeeit about MV
We ride Buells and drink the best moonshiney. |
Iman501
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 05:47 pm: |
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mv and buell used to be the children of the fags that are now tools
we all used to to ride to the shop to apreciate the buells, to gawk and talk on how they are so cuell.
now we dont ride to the shops, b/c the fags have killed off a dream of the man who never gave up, and of the true american buell! |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 05:54 pm: |
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 Ow. Sorry.....t'was but a while back
Neil fell off the track
When we'd found him slathered with Ben-Gay
He'd found a way
To really enhance the day! |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 06:06 pm: |
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The Kings English you say
Then screw MV and Buell to this day
It's the moonshine
The malt
The Scottish sea spray
And the finest Kentucky all the way
Happy New Year
Have a nice day
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Nm5150
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 06:06 pm: |
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Seduced by the Italian side
A Ducati I loved and did ride
But with Austrian might
Buell built a dream bike
Now I ride with American pride! |
Moxnix
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 07:15 pm: |
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Haiku to E.B.:
Integrative Dynamics,
Synthesizing hard science
with intellectual flexibility.
Diverse ideas combined,
then translated
into motion and emotion.
Haiku, and gesundheit, to me:
Festival San Fermin,
Pamplona;
the running of the bulls.
Homecoming,
E. Troy;
the running of the Buells.
We choose
our own
adrenalin rush. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 07:39 pm: |
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WOO HOO!!
Thanks Moxnix!! We've progressed from rhymes, to free-form, to limericks, to haiku!
YEE-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Thanks Erik!!!! I've progressed from a Moto-Morini amuse-bouche, to Suzuki and assorted kinds of rice, to both BMW kraut and Triumph shepherd's pie, Amuuurican AMF hot-dogs (beef/chicken/pork/) to the best:
Buell Prime Angus Beef.
Squid is just an appetizer, and the Italians cook it best.
Happy Squid Hunting In 2010!!! |
Moxnix
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 10:10 pm: |
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There once was a bike brand named Buell,
Bought up by a big Hog, uncool.
With an action quite brash
Buell was tossed in the trash,
But in hearts and in minds, Buell still rules. |
Vampress
| | Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 - 10:52 pm: |
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Being part of Buell
is more than owning the bike
it's about the whole package
becoming part of your psyche
As well as just riding
a bike that runs quick
it's chatting on Badweb
with just one click
The stories you share
and friends that you make
leave the other bike forums
looking just a bit fake
For all those Buellers
who've ever been questioned
"what is your ride?"
Not one could have faltered
to say it with pride
"I ride a Buell"
it's loaded with torque
it corners like on rails
when the throttles at work
Now Homecoming 2010
is coming up fast
And at last we'll be there
It will be a (uncubed)blast
Proof that the masses
will stay faithful to Buell,
when not at it's best
we'll be gathering together
to see what comes next!
So I hope we will meet you
and charge our glass
to these bikes for our leisure
built by a man that's top class. |
86129squids
| | Posted on Saturday, January 02, 2010 - 12:56 pm: |
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What- no more rhymes for the New Year?
Even Vamps with her Buellish "War and Peace" has shown up here.
Perhaps too much drinking, not enough Buell riding
Has sent all our Badweb bards into hiding
Methinks I may shed a tear... |
Vampress
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 - 06:26 am: |
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A new year and new rhyme
Have none of you the time?
to share a quick tale
or an epic fail
Surely someone must have
gone for a ride
tell us about it
you've nothing hide... |
