| Author | Message | ||
     Nevrenuf |
the other day when i was off for the holidays, my buddy cheech(the guy who got me back into riding years ago) wanted to borrow my trailer to take his nephews bike down to the tax office so he can get florida tags. now being his nephew is a JAG over in afghanistan and just wanted to take care of the bike for him, he never learned anything about the security system that's on the newer bikes. and since he was still a bit beaten up from getting rear ended on his bike the week before of which the bike is totaled, i took the trailer up there and helped load the bike up to trailer it down. as soon as we started going the alarm started to go off and he started to press the button trying to get it to stop. only when the button got pressed the wrong way did it really go spastic. we get less than a mile down the road when at the stop light a sheriff deputy gets behind us and until we start moving again nothing is that suspicious. as soon as we start moving the alarm goes off and again trying to hit the right combination on the button it goes off wildly. and you can guess what happens next. yep. get pulled over. the guy comes up to the window and the only thing i can say is "like we didn't see this coming" so we proceed to tell him what's we're doing and my buddy gets out with the paperwork and shows it to him. and until he sees the paperwork, i'm sure the only thing he's thinking to himself is these have got to be two of the dumbest thieves ever. well after he figures out what's going on he comes back to my window and i just tell him thanks for doing his job and he just gives us this dumb look on his face. probably no one ever thanked him before. well we go on our way but because the place we have to go to is across from the county jail, and a ton of sheriffs deputies, we did wonder whether we would get stopped again. but luckily we didn't. it was like life imitating art (dumb and dumber) all over again. | ||
| Zac4mac |
Cool story, didn't expect the "happy ending"  Zack | ||
| Whatever |
Nice. They were not amused when I got pulled over on my Buell last summer the day I got the news of the lay off. They might have been amused, however, when after 10 minutes of sweltering in my leather jacket I finally took it off even though I was wearing a tank top with no bra... Getting pulled over is never a good feeling! Emberassment seems to be a natural reaction... | ||
| Rainman |
Ah, C: Your stories always make me smile. I, of course, always wear a bra beneath my tank top. Let me tell you, that catches attention! (Message edited by Rainman on November 30, 2009) | ||
| Whatever |
I think bras are one of the most useless inventions and always prefer to wear a few tank tops or tank top under shirt... Not trying to hijack the thread or anything...  (Message edited by Whatever on November 30, 2009) | ||
| Chadhargis |
Yes...bras are worthless. What's the point? | ||
| Doughnut |
I. . . well. . . never mind. | ||
| Rainman |
I'm having a hard time posting, for some reason. | ||
| Buellish |
ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra! | ||
| Buellish |
Wait,you mean this isn't a lingerie or a Beatles thread? | ||
| Rainman |
Bra means good in Swedish. No bra, I do believe, means better in any language. Ow! I think I just broke the only PC bone in my body! | ||
| Sparky |
Nev, so you didn't think of disconnecting the battery to disable the alarm or is the alarm independent of the bike? | ||
| Whatever |
Sparky, on topic, ruining all the fun!  | ||
| Tepiddeath |
bras are a huge pain in the ass: trying to find one that fits right, with the right amount of padding in the right places, then fighting with the straps all day long, and the band never stays in place, then my tits want to fall out the bottom of it, and the only reason I do it is to prevent the swampy feeling of sweat under the girls, and because a little padding is a hell of a lot cheaper than a boob job. You see I have breastfed 3 kids and several various men, who have collectivly sucked the life right out of them puppies, and now they are like two previously inflated balloons that now have no air! | ||
| Ezblast |
tmi  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
If your bra is a pain in the ass, you're wearing it wrong! | ||
| Nevrenuf |
 hell sparky, i never even finished my first cup of coffee and you want me to think about stuff like that. besides, we just thought that the key fob would turn the thing off as we kept going. obviously we were wrong. now to resume our currently hijacked trashed thread. (char would you send these guys a pm of something naughty so they'll stop drueling over the key board while on the badweb.) | ||
| Swampy |
Swampy feeling? Really? Warm and wet? | ||
| M2statz |
Yeah Char, post a picture!!! | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i didn't say nuttin about posting a pic. i said send a pm. looks like this is headin toward the backfire board. | ||
| Chadhargis |
Tepiddeath, As a man, I can give you some free advice (which is worth what you pay for it). Never wear a padded bra. It's false advertising. It's like a guy stuffing a pair of socks in his pants. Be proud of what you have. I'd rather see a pair of tits that have nourished a few kids and had some mileage on them versus a "perfect" pair that stay wrapped up and never see the light of day. A tit in the hand is worth 1000 in a bra. The sexiest thing a woman can put on is confidence. "I am what I am...take it or leave it" attitude. Boobs don't make the woman, her personality, sense of humor, spirit of adventure, and willingness to thumb her nose at what "society" defines as "beautiful" does. Let the girls free!! I think all the BadWeb ladies need to send me a picture of their free boobies as a sign of independence and freedom from bra tyranny.  | ||
| Drkside79 |
Good luck Chad if that works you are a lucky man. | ||
| Rainman |
Gawd, I love this board! Badweb girls you make the rockin' world go 'round .... Now get on your bikes and ride ... | ||
| Chadhargis |
Drkside....it's never worked before, but there is a first time for everything. My Dad told me once, "I had a friend who would walk up to women and ask for sex. He got slapped a lot, but he got a lot of pu$$y too." LOL! | ||
| Drkside79 |
I happen to agree with Rainman I love me some BADWEB ladies  | ||
| Drkside79 |
BTW Amy I don't know about the whole deflated thing but you look damn good with your legs wrapped around that Buell. | ||
| Fdl3 |
BTW Amy I don't know about the whole deflated thing but you look damn good with your legs wrapped around that Buell. I wonder if this board has a way of counting the number of times a profile is viewed...  | ||
| Drkside79 |
I'm willing to bet everyone who came on this thread said a little prayer and clicked on each of their names at least once. look a creepy stalker smiley  | ||
| Court |
All hail King Chad ! | ||
| Chadhargis |
Reminds me of what happened to me at a club once. There were some young girls flashing guys, and an older lady walked up behind me and said, "I wish I was young again, no one wants to see these old titties", and I quickly spoke up and said, "I do!" and the old lady jumped right in with the young girls and flashed away. KUDOS TO HER! That's the way to live your life! |
