| Author | Message | ||
     Gaesati |
All the roads are curves in mountains, there are no trucks,cars or buses nobody runs wide and Buells are the quickest things out there. | ||
| Spdkls |
and there is a shortage of chairs | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
No that's hell. Where am I going to sit with a nice long drink & a smoke, watching the idiots run wide into oncoming trucks & cars? | ||
| Gaesati |
ok, chairs, smokes and drinks at convenient vantage points. With houris to fan your heated brow as befits an old timer. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
That's more like it!  | ||
| Mndwgz |
Perpetually full fuel tanks. Always sticky tires that don’t wear out. | ||
| Liquorwhere |
No sand in the corners, no soccer moms on cell phones looking to make a mess of you, no SPEED LIMITS cause there are no cops!! All the women are easy and none of the bikes leak oil. Dream on..... | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
You've been to Buelltoberfest then.   | ||
| Jumpinjewels |
First and foremost, Jesus Secondly, all the race tracks possible that a girl could ride on | ||
| Panhead_dan |
In heaven Everyone ride a motorcycle. You are provided all the fuel and parts you need as long as you help other riders that can't help themselves. You get to use the Big Guy's tools and lift. The love of your life is always willing to ride with you. There is no EPA in heaven. CityX gets a Buell dirtbike in heaven and he always buys the beer. In heaven, we get talk talk to each other face to face around a nice campfire rather than on a stinkin pc. In heaven my bike is faster than yours. | ||
| Ezblast |
Amen | ||
| Froggy |
Sounds very similar to Suches Georgia 
You sure thats heaven???
Because would would be riding non polluting electric and hydrogen bikes
And he had to sell the dirtbike due to the beer fund running dry. | ||
| Swordsman |
...... no one can hear you scream! Er... wait, that was "space", wasn't it...? ~SM | ||
| Zane |
In heaven everyone gets a free bump up in their riding skill level... I'd go from a 1 to at least a 2 1/2  (Message edited by zane on December 01, 2009) | ||
| Rainman |
In Heaven you get to ride where you want, with whom you want. There is no job and front-door key to go back to. The whiskey is top shelf and the beer is brewed in small batches. There are no venereal diseases. And the Buell dirtbike exists. (Thinking 'bout you, Brian.) | ||
| Cityxslicker |
If its indeed heaven, there will be a beer waterfall at the end of my favorite mountain trail. Come on up, its perfectly chilled dont mind the mud, I didnt. | ||
| Jaimec |
I'd need to be reunited with all of my old dogs and cats... I'm weird that way. | ||
| Rainman |
They'll be at the campground at the end of City's trail. Of course, there's also a curvy, Blue Ridge Mountain road that leads to City's beer waterfall. Hey, it's Heaven, ain't it? It could happen. PS: Ain't no angels playing harps and singing hymns on our side of Heaven. We got Les Pauls, Strats, Teles, Jazz basses and blues!!!! | ||
| Mnrider |
And there's three waterfalls,one has stout,one has pilsner and the other is Single barrel Jack. And if you run off the road you get to hit reset. | ||
| Oldog |
In heaven you realy can shift 6 times and see God, he's there in front of you on his bike, telling you not to worry about the brakes =) keep going, he's got you | ||
| Mndwgz |
The only thing on an umbrella girl is the umbrella. |
