| Author | Message | ||
     Americanmadexb |
Went to bed with Megan Fox and woke up with Jaime Fox? | ||
| Metalstorm |
No but I once went to bed with Bo Derek and woke up with Bo diddley. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
What's the difference between light & hard? You can go to sleep with a light on. | ||
| Brumbear |
I held my thumb and pissed me trowzers | ||
| 4cammer |
Been to Vegas 12 or 13 times...friends tell me I had a good time. Those were the days. Thank G-d they are over. | ||
| Bbbob |
nothing like waking up hung over in a dumpster...ah, those were the days... | ||
| Brumbear |
Or on the stairs of a Church in some German city you can't pronounce. Thinking what did I do so bad I had to go to church? | ||
| Malott442 |
Waking up in cuffs in a parking lot on your birthday is usually a sign to move beyond binge drinking........ Ahhhh, long time ago. | ||
| Doughnut |
Waking up in cuffs in a parking lot on your birthday is usually a sign to move beyond binge drinking But if you wake up in your bed its cool, right? | ||
| Littlebuggles |
In cuffs? Maybe. | ||
| Rainman |
All depends on who the guy is that has the key. | ||
| Ourdee |
Woke up drunk the next day? Woke up in another Country? Woke up only half in your house? | ||
| G234146 |
...held on to the grass on the lawn to keep from falling off the face of the Earth.  | ||
| Americanmadexb |
....that you actually ate at Hooters? | ||
| Tepiddeath |
woke up, still wasted, butt naked, soaking wet, and had to check floor tile color to figure out that i was not at home... then asked him to take me to breakfast before he took me home-he did... and he called me to go out again! | ||
| Two_buells |
Rode around Key West on Scooters at 4am looking for our Motel, Left the night club at 2am. Also had a 7am flight out the same day…….Maid woke us up at noon, missed flight, got a 3pm flight out and arrived at BWI at 11pm with layovers. Normally a 1.5 hour flight……. | ||
| Carbonbigfoot |
Threw a company party, drank like a fish, has someone hand me a cee-garr (I don't smoke...) and wound up shortly thereafter naked in a puddle of my own vomit on the bathroom floor... A good friend of mine intercepted a pair of co-workers with camera-phones and headed off a potentially embarrassing photo montage. Aaaahhhh, Good Times! R | ||
| 1313 |
Put your foot down to stop the bed-spins... AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!! That's, just, but one... 1313 | ||
| Americanmadexb |
.....you picked up a beer thinkin it was yours, only to find out there is cigarette ashes in it?? | ||
| Pammy |
I don't imbibe but I remember 2 guys at Homecoming taking off their clothes and jumping in the pool. It was cold.... This was after a round of Karioke. As if that was embarrassing enough. For some reason, I am thinking that they swapped clothes afterward as well. It was hilarious. Right in front of God and everybody. Ha Ha. That's why I stay sober. I would've missed a great show. | ||
| Ratbuell |
Mmmm...scooters in KW. We had a HUGE scooter gang in college, turned one of the bank parking lots into an autocross course for HOURS one night. Got back to the campsite and one of the guys hit some soft sand, and stoppied...and faceplanted. No gear (of course - it's a scooter!). Drunk in Publix is more fun though. They don't appreciate shopping cart races down the beer aisle  Best was one night down there, though. We were all (like ten of us - literally) in my '72 Plymouth station wagon, coming back from Duval. Dave fell asleep (passed out) in the middle of the backseat. I passed it around the car whispering that I was going to hand-count one - two - three. On three I was going to slam on the brakes (deserted area, don't worry) and everybody was going to scream like we were about to die. Pat next to me had his camera and just held the shutter open. One pic, Dave slumbering peacefully. Second pic, eyes wide open in terror. Third pic, starting to lean forward, mouth open now, screaming. Fourth pic, blur - Dave's face and the camera met. I think he peed himself. It was awesome. I miss college.... |
