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     Svh |
JUNEAU — A Neosho couple accused of performing a public sex act to irk their neighbors has been charged. Mark Albert, 33, and Kimberly Ferguson, 43, were charged in Dodge County Circuit Court Monday morning with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious behavior. If convicted, each could face up to 9 months in jail. Police were called to the couple’s MilwaukeeStreet home around 7:10 p.m. on Aug. 23, after a neighbor reported that Ferguson performed oral sex on Albert while standing on the couple’s porch. The act took place in full view of the neighbor and five witnesses, including a 9-year-old child, according to the criminal complaint. The complainant told police that the couple had thrown an object through her window, and while she was out repairing it, Albert and Ferguson came outside and began taunting them before performing the sex act, according to the complaint. | ||
| Americanmadexb |
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| Chellem |
WOW people are whacked! | ||
| Dbird29 |
I blame Sarah Palin or Bush! Buck Fush!  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Well dear, when two people really love each other they go out on the patio and show it off for the whole neighborhood to see.  | ||
| Oddball |
Mr Albert was feeling umm.... deflated over the current economic situation and Miss Ferguson was merely trying to lift his spirits, inflate his morale and give rise to a better outlook.  | ||
| Greenlantern |
They are havin' da sex....that's a peace prize!  | ||
| Chadhargis |
Why is it that I see nothing wrong with that behavior. I'm jealous!  | ||
| Lovemybuellman |
you can be charged with up to 9 months for doing that in public....opps | ||
| Swordsman |
TMI, TMI!!!!!  ~SM | ||
| Bluzm2 |
According to Mr. Bill, oral isn't sex so there should be no charges filed! Da Prez says so! | ||
| Whatever |
Iv'e given a BJ in a car but not on a porch. No one, I think, was watching but there were windows in the freshman dorm... that is really too funny...  | ||
| No_rice |
ive gotten one in a theater, car, motorcycle, and on and on. most the normal places also. my favorite was in a resturant during supper. she disappeared under our booth table and it didnt take long to figure out what was going on. damn that was nice. we never were to shy though and didnt ever worry if there was an audience... | ||
| Geforce |
No, no no NO! They went about this the wrong way! You don't just run to the police and turn 'em in! WTF is wrong with everyone? Get out the video camera...video tape it... and put their @sses on Red Tube. Then send that link out to everyone in town. That's much worse than jail time or fines. They won't spend 9 months in jail anyways. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I had a logo design made up locally. It was in the ilk of the restroom figures. Guy figure standing, girl figure on knees, with a ponytail just to be sure. "Customer Service ~ We suck at it" Apparently Oral sex is no laughing matter. | ||
| Jramsey |
>>a BJ in a car but... A local woman was doing that late one night on the county road in front of my house last summer with her feet hanging out the window and the driver lost control and sideswiped a concrete bridge railing and took off both her legs below the knee. The EMT's couldn't find one of the legs but the neighbors dog found it a couple days later. She is now in a adult care facility under going rehab while waiting for prosthesis. | ||
| Chadhargis |
What a great thread! I've done a lot more than oral where people could see. That's part of the fun. | ||
| Whatever |
My car wasn't moving... unless you count the rocking action... | ||
| Roadcouch98 |
Whatever, You are a Lady in all senses of the Word. At least, in My book. | ||
| Whatever |
Ah to be young and dumb... | ||
| Roadcouch98 |
...and Full of .................... | ||
| Court |
>>>>Ah to be young and dumb... Eclipsed only by being OLD and dumb . . . | ||
| Rambuell |
+1 Court | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Strangely, my wife gets hotter the older we get. Damn I love cougars! | ||
| Chadhargis |
To me, women and bikes have one thing in common. It doesn't matter what they look like as long as they are high performance, fun, and leave you completely worn out after a long ride. |
