| Author | Message | ||
     M2statz |
OK not really but it could be. The beauty of the story is that you can substitute your favorite and least favorite teams. We Packer fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Minnesota fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious purple and gold "Viking" on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along with my wife, I saw a priest walking. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say Mass at Our Lady of the Hills Church , about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Minnesota fan walking down the road, with that irritating "Viking" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud. Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Minnesota fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!" "GO PACKERS!!!!!!" | ||
| Crusty |
The first time I heard that story, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur! And the two teams were the Neanderthals and the Cro Magnons. | ||
| Mnrider |
I have a bumper sticker on my snowmobile trailer that says. Wisconsin-Your among Friends Guess I'll have to peel that off. "GO VIKINGS!!!!!" | ||
| Trackdad |
well here's another... three guys were fishing on the St. Croix river and they find a bottle floating along. One fisherman grabs the bottle and opens it and sure enough a Genie appears. The genie looks at the three fishermen and offers each one wish. The first fisherman from Wisconsin wanted to make sure the Packers won this years Super Bowl and poof the Genie said it would happen. The second fisherman from Wisconsin really was thinking and decided that he wanted to keep all the rifraf from Ill, OH, MI and MN out of his state. His wish was to build a 100ft wall around the state, no holes, no bridges... and poof the genie builds the wall. The third fisherman from Minnesota starts talking to the genie. He clarrifies that the Pack will win the Super Bowl that year and there's a 100 foot wall around the state and the genie says yes. So the Minnesota fisherman says ginie I have my wish....fill it with water!!!! | ||
| 99savage |
Social services in Detroit recently investigated a case where it was reported that a 7 year old boy was being beaten by his parents. The investigation confirmed that indeed the parents were beating their son. The only relative that social services could find was an aunt living in Green Bay and the boy was placed in her care. After 6 months Detroit Social Services requested that the Wisconsin Department of Child Welfare do a follow-up to see how well the outplacement was progressing. The Wisconsin Department of child Welfare determined that the boy’s aunt & her boyfriend were beating the child & he was returned to Detroit. Detroit Social Services could think of no alternative to placing the boy in foster care. The judge felt sorry for the child & asked where he would like to live. He was quite surprised when the boy said he wanted to live in Michigan's Upper Peninsula as the child had no connection to the area & had never even visited it. The judge asked why the boy wanted to live in the Upper Peninsula & the boy said, “The way I figure it between the Lions & the packers they can’t beat anybody”. | ||
| Gunut75 |
 .....GO BEARS!!! |
