In Russia you dont stack packages... Packages STACK you.
I miss Yakoff
The answer would be blyadt (the Russian pejoriative for everything, from bad kabob to fubar, to women of questionable morals/health/cost umg) and it goes on and on. There are very few scenarios where a well busted blyadt would not be warranted. (well maybe formal governmental meetings... well maybe Clinton got one too)
I had the fear of this happening when I worked at a beer distributor. I was 18 and had never driven a forklift. Just say, the first week I was pretty careful. Whatever we did break, in the warehouse or on the truck, went into the cooler and we could buy it at half price.
dyrak ~ idiot dyrna ~ Shi@tty idiot (slang) xyu worthless d*ck godolucb bezbendyxa (dermavcsheya) na ygle trunkated "is as worthless as an old incontenint hag trying to shiat in the corner of a round room."
russian sailors have full nights of toasts like these to see who can one up the other.