| Author | Message | ||
     Jaimec |
If reincarnation is for real, I want to come back as a male Chinese short-nosed fruit bat. If I could fly under my own power, I wouldn't need a Buell, either! FHD! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
In the grand scheme of things, I have a feeling I would probably end up coming back as something that couldnt ride. Wheres my form to opt out? | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
I'd come back as Johnny "The Wad" Holmes. Before the HIV. | ||
| Whatever |
Why did I click that??? WTF??? I am coming back as Jessica Simpson...  | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
The skinnier one or the fried chicken version? | ||
| Nevrenuf |
then you'd have to deal with little sister ashley and i really can't see that as being a good thing char. how about jessica beal instead. she's a lot hotter imho. and china, i almost go along with ya except any one of them that hadn't went into the gay porn stuff to make a buck. and although you say before hiv, eventually you'd end up there regardless. | ||
| Whatever |
Despite my better judgement I like Jessica... but I don't know if I would like such huge boobs, they would get in the way and slow me down... so let me think about this a little bit... | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"Despite my better judgement I like Jessica... but I don't know if I would like such huge boobs," Let me be the judge of that. | ||
| Jaimec |
City: If you could fly, why would you need to ride?? | ||
| Jaimec |
I am a little puzzled though, as to why entomologists were studying fruit bats. Not only are they NOT insects (the normal field of study for entomologists), but they don't even eat insects, they eat FRUIT! I think they were studying them just for the giggle factor... | ||
| Strokizator |
The article says that 70% of the females perform the act. Based on my luck, I'd only date the other 30%. | ||
| Whatever |
I think this thread title is more appropriate... "Animal Porn... What Geeks Do For Fun!!!" | ||
| Greenlantern |
The comments below the article make this boards discussions look highbrow! | ||
| Jaimec |
Do fruit bats eat okra? | ||
| Greenlantern |
Okra is a fruit. | ||
| Jaimec |
When the new Buell company rises from the ashes, the logo should be a fruit bat with okra... With maybe an HD logo licking it's... | ||
| Froggy |
From the article:
Oh really? Kinda hard to do with wings. | ||
| Vampress |
Hhhmmm hard call...definitely not Jessica Simpson for me. Jessica is hot, but nah. (the boobs don't slow you down though Whatever  ) I could go with La femme Nikita maybe? Elektra? Someone similar who can adeptly kick butt for the better cause when required at least. The porn star life is too shallow for me I'm afraid. I like a little mystery. (although I have met a few of them and they seem like 'nice people' in person, and I would give teeth to meet Jesse Jane) | ||
| Jaimec |
No contest. April Hunter!  |
