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Skntpig
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 12:43 pm: |
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Try this at google: Type in the search "google chuck norris" It only works if you use all 3 words in the search. Then click the I'm Feeling Lucky tab on the bottom right. Run |
Midknyte
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 12:53 pm: |
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That is awesome |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 01:02 pm: |
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. |
Limitedx1
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 02:15 pm: |
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chuck norris doesnt need brake pads, he uses his feet |
Swordsman
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 02:16 pm: |
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LOL x 1000 ~SM |
Midknyte
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 02:49 pm: |
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. That's a new one by me. Thanks. |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 03:00 pm: |
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Even Google knows what's up!} |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 03:04 pm: |
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lol...justed notice the on of the suggestions... Run before he finds you |
Ferris_von_bueller
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 03:11 pm: |
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Odd, that wouldnt work. I had to type in, " find chuck norris" |
Froggy
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:25 pm: |
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It used to work with just chuck norris, but that was 2 years ago when it came out. It eventually dropped down to 5th place. Its called Google Bombing, and is quite popular. There are other ones like "french military victories", "Miserable failure", or my favorite, "weapons of mass destruction" which goes to http://www.fitzpat.com/cole/ |
Nobuell
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:45 pm: |
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Remember Chuck Norris does't do "Push Ups" he does "World Downs" Enough said |
Birdy
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 07:26 pm: |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decide what time it is. There are no doors in Chuck Norris's house he just walks through the walls. |
Seanp
| Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 07:56 pm: |
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He's coming here (West Point) for a book signing in a week, and it should be interesting. There are a lot of Chuck Norris fans here... Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries. Chuck Norris never sleeps - he only waits. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 10:26 am: |
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' about. |
Xbrad9r
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 10:39 am: |
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas |
Stingaroo
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:02 am: |
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When donating blood, Chuck Norris shunned the needle and asked for a shotgun and bucket. |
Xbrad9r
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:08 am: |
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when Chuck Norris plays baseball, its the ball that wears the cup |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:11 am: |
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Chuck Norris has only been wrong once, and that is when he thought he had made a mistake. |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 12:53 pm: |
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Most Men can pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 02:01 pm: |
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Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 02:47 pm: |
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 02:50 pm: |
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The only thing that scares Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. |
Lovedabueller
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 03:09 pm: |
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. } |
Birdy
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 03:19 pm: |
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THe Boogieman checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris. |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 03:35 pm: |
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Chuck Norris broke the land speed record... on a bicycle... with no chain... and no rear wheel. |
Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 03:53 pm: |
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. |
Froggy
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 04:03 pm: |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
Lovedabueller
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 04:04 pm: |
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Chuck Norris beat the INVISIBLE MAN in a game of Hide-N-Seek. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 04:13 pm: |
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The "Chuck Norris Global Warming Paradox" is the theory that a scientist telling Chuck Norris that global warming is a reality would generate sufficient friction heat as a result of receiving a roundhouse kick to the head to make it an actuality. |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 04:50 pm: |
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Chuck Norris knows where the beef is. |