I somehow wound up with 2 Continuum Transfunctioners.
You know how weird things can get when you store those things in the same pod - you'd be doing me (and most of the residents of this parsector) a favor by taking it off my hands.
Shoot me your Zycon coordinates and I'll pop in the transporter bay.
PS - I lost the original box, but it should beam over OK without.
Good thing you never powered up both transfunctioners at once...dude...cranking up two at once in the same quadrant...would have blown you and your planet clean to universe P Gamma 12....and caused irreversible damage to my universe..Maybe Buell would be out of business instead of buying out Suzuki and Honda....Glad you never tried both at once...Wheewwwwww....
Back to restoring my antique Mk-82...it will be fun at the intergallactic firing range...where did I put that box of yield tamping???
l've got a garage full of Left Handed Smoke Shifters so, l'm going to have to dig. l'm pretty sure l have one suspended from a carburetor belt in back.
Oh MAN... I've got to find that Continuum Transfunctioner! Half a dozen hot chicks just offered me oral pleasure if I handed it over to them. Where the heck did I put it?
Maybe in the filing cabinet by the Oscillation Overthrusters??
Same thing happened to me when the word got out about the ones I have.
They're Zandulian shape shifters- In this sector to undermine the TGK Confederacy with their smuggling and 'licensed device' black market operations.
I spent 3 days in the ships infirmary after taking them up on the same offer! Started out great, then one of 'em shifted to native and I haven't been able to stop saying "Yech!!!" since.
Had to hide the CT's in the asteroid belt till it's safe to move them.