| Author | Message | ||
     Crusty |
If you get an email from the department of health warning you not to eat pork from a can because of the swine flu... Ignore it. It is only spam. | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
Irony is that spam is mostly pork too. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
You going into the lead balloon business now John? | ||
| Roadcouch98 |
Uhh---Yeah. Was that not the Joke? | ||
| Crusty |
I thought it was funny. Oh, well... | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch" It was an iron bar. | ||
| Rainman |
Crusty, tried the joke out on the newsroom and got a 50 percent response of "ha-ha" and 50 percent response of "hey, isn't spam pork in a can?" I liked it. Sort of like Las Vegas taking bets on the chances of the Olympics coming to Chicago. The odds were 25 or 6 to 4. | ||
| Roadcouch98 |
I thought the Joke was Funny. So was the reply. | ||
| Brumbear |
INFIDELS there can be no pork eating of de peeg | ||
| Crusty |
A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The Bartender looks up and says, "Don't start anything!" | ||
| Crusty |
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?" | ||
| Crusty |
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" | ||
| Ulynut |
yer killin me | ||
| Ourdee |
Can a blind person feel blue? | ||
| Ourdee |
A good pun is its own reword. | ||
| Court |
>>>>The odds were 25 or 6 to 4. That's funny. But would anybody understand it if they weren't in Chicago? | ||
| Bigblock |
or listened to... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
May the Herc 130 rain down canned Spiced Ham Shoulder on your radical terrorists and their mothers The new Bio Weapon SPAM, this war brought to you by Hormel  Even in Cyrillic, its still just a Processed Ham in a Can | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." | ||
| Aptbldr |
Fella walks up and says to bartender, 'give me a beer for my wife'. Drunk sitting at bar mumbles, 'wish I could get a deal like that'. | ||
| Bikertrash05 |
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
A horse goes into a bar & the barman says to him "Why the long face?" |
