| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
So..... they are injecting tracking devices into people along with the H1N1 Vaccine?? I gots to get me some tinfoil! | ||
| Swampy |
I saw a demo on TV showing a nasal spray. I still not getting the vaccine, I haven't had the flu since I was a kid. | ||
| Geforce |
Make sure you get Reynold's Wrap *The Heavy Stuff*... | ||
| Guell |
I dont get a flu shot either, havnt ever had the flu *knocks on wood* | ||
| Froggy |
Old news, they have been using tracking systems in the Boston area already. This is from another forum I frequent: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread501981/p g1 | ||
| Doerman |
Talk this over with Slaughter. He's an expert on the tinfoil thing.  | ||
| Froggy |
Tinfoil dosen't work anymore, but if you want to prevent an alien abduction you need one of these  http://www.stopabductions.com/ | ||
| Mnbueller |
I don't see why ppl have a problem with tracking devices... I'd rather be easily found, than be not able to be found. I have nothing to hide... | ||
| Cataract2 |
I have nothing to hide... The first words that lead to tyranny. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
how'd they get a cute girl to model that helmet? must have abducted her... | ||
| Gentleman_jon |
There has a lot been written lately about the ineffectiveness of the tin foil beanie. This is a simple misdirect, my brothers. First of all the "young lady" in the fake anti abduction helmet is clearly no earthling. Look closely. The supercilious smile and the still attached wire are the give away. You see it now, right? A properly constructed and fitted beanie is still the most effective anti-abduction device, and the handy Buelligan can fit one right into his motorcycle helmet. Everyone knows that one is never more vulnerable to abduction that when riding alone on his bike, am I correct? Please note correct fit and construction details below:  Hope that helps. | ||
| Canyonrider |
I'm not taking or letting my kids take ANY injection with Thimerosal preservatives. | ||
| Limitedx1 |
i always sit back and try to figure out who is making money from all the hype....... p.s. i wont be getting injected with anything from the goverment. | ||
| 2008xb12scg |
but if you want to prevent an alien abduction you need one of these A stoned teenage girl? | ||
| Ezblast |
Works for me! - lol  EZ | ||
| Swampy |
But you don't understand...I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED! No, really its true, the best lawyer is the one that can lie the best and has no remorse or scruples, and is able to take the low road and punch below the belt. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
No swampy. You just want the anal probing.  | ||
| Whatever |
"Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can." --from Froggy's informative website | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
The H1N1 Vaccine will shrink your testicles and cause you to desire the Suzuki Hayabusa or Star Stratoliner, while simultaneously forcing a New Zealand accent upon the more weak minded subjects. Puuhhhhhlease! | ||
| Cityxslicker |
It kinda is. Not a device albiet, but if you gave patient identification information to get it and that is now entered into a 'government' registry that is available for other sampling.... Yep. You dont think the IRS isnt going to tap that data base to see if it can rattle loose some addresses of back debtors? You can ramp up your paranoia when they start collecting DNA profiles in an effort to forstall future diseases or identify donor candidates for rare transplant recipients. (insert Soylent Green reference here) | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"No swampy. You just want the anal probing." I have toys for that. | ||
| Rainman |
Mmmmmmm, toys! | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I have toys for that. Somehow, I'm not surprised. I'm betting the batteries aren't even fresh. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
batteries??? He don't need no stink'n batteries... his comes with a kick starter | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Two-stroke even! | ||
| Rainman |
Heh-heh, he said "stroke" heh-heh! |
