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M2statz
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 08:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I usually do not go for this kind stuff but this stuck me as funny and a little fitting of the times....

Dear employee:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.. They voted for change, they should get it..

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS
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Babired
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 08:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

good one!
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Teeps
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 08:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That made me laugh....

Yea! How's that change work'n for ya?
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Court
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 09:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Took this riding to West Virginia . . .

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Babired
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 09:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



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Court
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 09:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Anybody else catch the SNL skit on Obama . . . and his list of "accomplishments"?
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 09:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips /obama-address/1163263/
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 09:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Wow. If you are a Democrat President and SNL turns on you, that's not a good thing.

Then again we did see Clinton skits as well.
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Badlionsfan
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 10:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Isn't the blind Governor of NY a dem? That bit on him they did was one of the funniest things I've seen on SNL in years. My fiancé thought I was high or something I was laughing so loud.
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Midknyte
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 11:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Took this riding to West Virginia . . .

I honestly thought that Carter had set a bar that could not be beaten...
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Oddball
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 01:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

limbo, how low can you go?

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Svh
Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 01:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The skit was great! Same with the NY governor ones. Fred Arnett is one funny guy.
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Cyclonedon
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 02:54 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I usually do not go for this kind stuff but this stuck me as funny and a little fitting of the times....

I disagree! there's nothing funny about people losing their jobs!
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 04:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It's an old gag that get's wheeled out every time there's a change of administration, & not just in the US either.
I wouldn't sweat it Don, though I do agree with you.
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Chadhargis
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 10:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Just heard on the radio this morning that if all of Obama's programs get put in place, we'll have to raise taxes %150 to pay for it.

In my opinion, the economy is like a tankslapper. The more you try to correct it, the more you get thrown around. If you just let go, it will straighten itself out.
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M2statz
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 12:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Cyclonedon


You are correct sir...my bad.

(Message edited by m2statz on October 08, 2009)
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Oldog
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 02:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

True Chad, problem is BO dont know how to ride.....

imagine the mess if the POTUS decided to "do the dragon"
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Chadhargis
Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 02:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dog...they'd never make it out of the store parking lot because someone would pipe in about how recreational riding burns too much fuel and it should be banned.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 03:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nah, they'd never even make it to the parking lot.

They'd be so busy posing for photo ops in front of Killboy somebody would mow em down.
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M1combat
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 04:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Anyone know where our money went?
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