| Author | Message | ||
     Birdy |
This blond ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry and kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole the the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to it's knee's. She had still managed to drive 30 more miles with a 60 Pound Tangle of Stuff wrapped around her driveshaft. She had it towed to her dealership and complained that the vehicle had a "Sort Of Shimmy" when she was driving at high speeds. Below are the photo's of what they found at her dealership.................... The last photo is BY far the best. "Sort Of A Shimmy" I'll bet it DID! Let's all pray that she is never around wherever we're driving....    | ||
| Jramsey |
sounds like my ex wife. | ||
| Too_tall_ss |
Betcha it was good vibrations for her... | ||
| Brumbear |
why do blond girls have black and blue belly buttons? Cause Blond guys aint to bright either  | ||
| Cyclonedon |
was she talking on a cell phone when this happened?  | ||
| Gunut75 |
I think she was texting......... | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
She was sexting !! | ||
| Xl1200r |
Worked in a shop, it was always amusing to have a customer bring a car in, "It just started making a noise when I hit the brakes". Pull the wheel and the rotors would be so worn that one side was completely gone and the pads were rubbing against the cooling fins. Looked kind of neat - I still can't believe how often it happened. This, however, takes the cake. | ||
| Jandj_davis |
I hit a sleeping bag on the interstate with my old Ford van a long time ago. It wrapped itself around the drive-shaft, and then wrapped the exhaust pipe around the drive shaft. Needless to say, I wasn't going anywhere for a little while. I was glad that I had a knife in the van at the time. | ||
| Doerman |
Just proves that front wheel drive is a better solution |
