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Crusty
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 04:23 pm: |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) <br> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home.. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pi g! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) |
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Cyclonedon
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 04:36 pm: |
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now the next time I go to a pig roast, I'll remember that about the pigs! |
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Whatever
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 04:52 pm: |
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I guess "Men are Pigs" doesn't apply anymore!!!![](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/beater.gif) |
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Doughnut
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 04:54 pm: |
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I soo want to make a few comments. . . . |
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Court
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 08:10 pm: |
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>>>"Men are Pigs" You called? |
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Bads1
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 08:42 pm: |
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A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) Actually all urine glows under black light. And to answer that question. The Carpet cleaning institute. |
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Court
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 09:04 pm: |
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>>A cat's urine glows under a black light. Ya wouldn't know if from the taste. . . |
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Bads1
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 09:08 pm: |
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Court, I just had vomit come up in my mouth. |
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Steve_mackay
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 09:26 pm: |
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I guess "Men are Pigs" doesn't apply anymore!! We can strive... Can't we? |
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Oddball
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 09:43 pm: |
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![](http://adegarcia.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/porky_pig.jpg) |
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Blake
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 10:35 pm: |
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Dana, I think Court may have been aiming for a synonymical allegory. |
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Blake
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 10:35 pm: |
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I think a 30 minute orgasm would probably near kill me. |
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Bads1
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 10:41 pm: |
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What a way to go though hey?? |
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Oddball
| Posted on Friday, September 18, 2009 - 10:42 pm: |
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Sure that isn't the sows? Unless all the male pigs go into seizures. ah found the link you copied. http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/The_Pig.html |
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Cyclonedon
| Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 01:05 am: |
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Crusty, did it say how many pair of underwear a person would wear out during this time? Inquiry minds want to know. |
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Gsilvernale
| Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 07:58 am: |
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My brother in law is a pig farmer. He has about 5 boars and 250 sows. On a daily basis, there are 2-6 sows that may be in heat. The sows in heat are kept in seperate pens from the rest of the sows. Usually 2-3 sows in a large pen. Every morning he puts 1 boar in the sow pen. The sow will stand, the boar comes up behind her and proceeds to mount. Now the pig penis is relatively long, so many times he misses the hole. Since the boar's get pig nookie so often, they get kind of bored with trying to mount the sows. After a few attempts, they have to be "helped" or they give up. The help consists of grabbing the pig penis with your hand and directing it to the proper location. |
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Ducbsa
| Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 08:04 am: |
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I had a roommate in college who was in pre-vet and he would entertain us at supper with replays of his Artificial Insemination class. Each species has their "kinks". |
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Bluzm2
| Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 09:31 am: |
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Also, a pig "yoinkie" is shaped like a cork screw! Really! |
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Whatever
| Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 - 12:58 pm: |
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TMI TMI !!!![](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/crazy3.gif) |
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