| Author | Message | ||
     Crusty |
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the rear end of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The student freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking their finger in the dead cow and then in their mouth. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The other important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid." | ||
| Rpm4x4 |
Its funny but I dont believe it really happened. | ||
| 46champ |
I'm from Oregon but isn't this a typical Aggie joke?  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Same joke was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with the Science teacher and a beaker of urine. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Ta Crusty, it's nice to start the week with a grin.  A Texan on vacation goes into an English country pub while his wife is having her hair done. He gets a drink & starts chatting to the locals. He asks "Who's the biggest landowner in these parts?" one local replies "That'd be The Squire, owns the big house by the Church, but he only comes here now & again." The Texan says "Well then who has the biggest farm around here?" Another fellow says "I expect it's me" "How much land you got?" asks the Texan. "Ooh getting on 500 acres", says the farmer. "What!" says the Texan "I own a ranch, & I can get in my car & drive all day in a straight line & still be on my own land. Whattaya think of that?" The farmer looks pensive for a moment, then replies, "Yeah, I know what you mean, I used to have a car like that." | ||
| M2statz |
A man from a small town in Illinois drives to the hospital in Milwaukee. Walks in and demands to see the doctor. The nurse asks what is wrong and the Bears fan will not tell her so she gets the doctor. The doctor asks the man what is wrong? The Bears fan says "My penis is orange." The doctor orders lab tests. Every thing comes back normal so the doctor asks the Bears fan what he did last night. The bears fans said "Nothing really watched the game, and got depressed so I watched some porn while eating some Cheetohs." |
