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Halffast
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 07:24 pm: |
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Worlds Shortest Books __________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE By Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _________________________________________ How to deliver Speeches without a Tele-prompter By Barack Hussein Obama __________________________________________________ _______________ ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...... By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel ____________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson ________________________ _________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES By Ted Kennedy ___________________________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton with introduction By the Rev. Jesse Jackson ************************************************** ***** AND, JUST ADDED: Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! By Nancy Pelosi |
Crusty
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 08:45 pm: |
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You forgot one: MEMORABLE JAPANESE MOTORCYCLES |
Brumbear
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 08:46 pm: |
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This is not related but funny I actually emailed it to the president: Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the workforce. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered- Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... |
Xl1200r
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 10:25 pm: |
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Well now that's thought provoking... |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 10:31 pm: |
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now now, you just cant suggest that a congress member pay taxes ! You could go to the gallows for such treason /sarcasm |
Damnut
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 10:39 pm: |
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How to have great longlasting sex. by Wolfridgerider sorry bro. |
Etennuly
| Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 10:42 pm: |
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Damnut, an addendum; "by yourself!" (Message edited by etennuly on September 09, 2009) |
Texastechx1
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 12:35 am: |
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Samiam
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 02:05 am: |
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Things we know about women. By men. (Message edited by samiam on September 10, 2009) |
Ezblast
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 03:15 pm: |
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Samiam - it would still be a best seller! EZ |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 03:21 pm: |
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How to have great longlasting sex. by Wolfridgerider Hey now!!...I got mine... sleepy time. |
Etennuly
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 06:23 pm: |
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"by yourself!" |
Etennuly
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 06:25 pm: |
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How about a crappy short story? "Brown Spot on The Wall", by Who Flung Dung. |
Crusty
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 06:43 pm: |
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Cityxslicker
| Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 08:41 pm: |
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Government Reform and Management by Dewey, Cheatum & Howe LLC. |
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