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Slaughter
Posted on Saturday, March 03, 2007 - 10:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Just in case it hasn't been beaten to death yet.
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M1combat
Posted on Saturday, March 03, 2007 - 11:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Water cooling dude... I'm tellin ya.
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Kdan
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 07:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Forward pegs!
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Danny_h__jesternut
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 07:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ape Hangers
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Hughlysses
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 07:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Bold new colors!
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Wazza
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 08:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

240 rear
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Greenlantern
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 08:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Tsunami" 88 c.i. engine With Hydro Grip integrated handlebars/radiator.
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Percyco
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 08:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

With the recent out break of motorcycle movies in the theater (Ghost rider, Wild Hogs, Worlds Fastest Indian ). Hollywood is looking to cash in on another biker type movie . Insider sources say that Lion Heart film works are looking to film a documentary type film about the life of Erik Buell . Buell a former Harley Davidson engineer and motorcycle racer goes onto fulfilling his dream of building a motorcycle company based on his way out ideas . The film is scheduled to start shooting sometime this summer .
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Slaughter
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 09:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Infinite Improbability Drive

Once again, Buell COULD be far ahead of where he is - yet he continues to progress past where he is now and beyond where he will be at any given time in the past (or future) - in fact, by the time he gets to where he will be, he will already have passed himself (again) - am I clear?

...or to further clarify - Buell is more where they are now than they have been at ANY time in the past. Infinite Improbability Drive will only enhance their position in the industry and will make their engineers so much cooler at coctail parties.


quote:

The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectful physicists said they wouldn't go to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.




Too bad because we've all been hoping that Bistromath theories could have been implemented:


quote:

The infinite improbability drive has been superseded by the Bistromathic drive, based on the alternative mathematics used by waiters in restaurants, which has the advantage of not having improbable side effects or improbable things going wrong




There, now that I have THAT settled - any questions?

Hope I've cleared up all the speculation


(Message edited by slaughter on March 04, 2007)
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Slaughter
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 10:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

(apologies to Douglas Adams and his heirs for the blatant plagiarism)
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Rocketman
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 10:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

GM takeover.

Rocket
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Tq_freak
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 10:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

think outside the box guys.....

Rotary motor with a CVT trans.

thats the next power train.
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Dbird29
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 10:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

240 front wheel with front wheel drive.
Maybe some training wheels in back or a trike.

"Engineering for engineering's sake"
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Rainman
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 10:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Buell Pickup trucks!
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Sparky
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 12:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Buell could be the first to deliver the LW3, a "Leaner 3 Wheeler" whereby the front wheel and rider leans but the rear wheels w/engine & CVT stay vertical. Also, recumbent riding position down low to centralize mass; counter-rotating front ZTL rotor brakes for extreme flickability; optional removeable enclosed canopy/bodywork for either all-weather rideablility or the geeky naked sport-bike look. This thing would leave the Canadian Spyder in the dust at the first turn, eh.
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Bdabuell
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 01:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

i thought Buell was buying Ducati...or is it Ducati buying Buell?
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G234146
Posted on Sunday, March 04, 2007 - 03:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I've got pics of the new Buell design:
































Major corner carvers!
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