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Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 - 11:17 am: |
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A man went scuba diving with his wife. They got separated on the ocean bottom, and the man couldn’t find her. He returned to the boat, but she wasn’t there either. He reported her missing, and the next morning, a pair of policeman showed up at his door. “We’re sorry to bother you so early in the morning,” said one cop, “but we have some information on your wife.” “We have some good news and bad news,” said the second. “What’s the bad news?” asked the husband. “We found her body in the bay.” “Do I have to identify it?” asked the husband. “No,” answered the first policeman, “when we pulled her up, she had several large lobsters and crabs clinging to her. It’s not a pretty sight.” “So, what’s the good news?” asked the husband. “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!” |
Ezblast
| Posted on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 - 11:32 am: |
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Bcordb3
| Posted on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 - 04:20 pm: |
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GROOOOOOOOAN! |
Swordsman
| Posted on Thursday, February 22, 2007 - 10:04 am: |
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Ha! Wait... No.... I don't get it...? ~SM |
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