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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 04:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Just as I thought!!!!
11+14+11
9+17+5+13+1








This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K. 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E. 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E. 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"
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Oldog
Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 06:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Grump this belongs on quotable quotes!
roflamo
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Rocketman
Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 07:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That last one certainly does!



Rocket
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