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     Newfie_buell |
A Newfie walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", says the Newf... "Costs too much..." | ||
| Diablobrian |
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| Cixyx_pilot |
Newfie Joke : If a newfie couple gets divorced, does it mean they are not cousins anymore? | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Gosh Darn Upper Canadian!!!! | ||
| Cowboy |
I know they can fix any thing with thier tum wrench. he he he | ||
| Jaimec |
So these two aliens are flying over the Grand Banks when they spot a Newfie out rowing his boat and singing: "I'se the b'y that builds the boats, and I'se the b'y that sails her..." One alien turns to the other and says: "Let's see what happens when we hit him with our brain ray and take out half his brain!" The other alien agrees it would be a worthy experiment, so they zap the Newfie with their brain ray. The Newfie is stunned and falls to the deck of his boat, but soon gets up, looks around, picks up his oars, and starts to sing again: "I'se the b'y that builds the boat, and I'se the b'y that sails her..." The first alien looks to the second alien and says: "Boy, these Newfies are tough customers, eh? Let's hit him with the ray again and take out the rest of his brain and see what happens!" So they aim the ray and zap the Newfie again. Once again, the Newfie gets up, looks around stunned, then picks up his oars and starts to sing again: "Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai..." | ||
| Fullpower |
ha ha, thats like "Ten-Four good buddy " in FRENCH, right? |
