| Author | Message | ||
     Greenlantern |
What source of terrestrial locomotion does the almighty favor. There are many interpretations to this question and I invite all to add theirs to the following.(most of content borrowed from other websites, did not direct link due to questionable subject matter, Randy). One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15 Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13 Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49 Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda "The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12 Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25 "Obviously, God drives a Plymouth, because, "Hell hath no Fury. . .""  | ||
| Hootowl |
What would Jesus drive? A 12 passenger van. He's got to haul His crew around doesn't He? (Message edited by hootowl on November 06, 2006) | ||
| Kdan |
I thought Jesus drove Mary Magdalene? I crack me up...  | ||
| New12r |
In my world the Almighty rides a Black Buell XB12R!!! | ||
| Mikexlr650 |
kdan, you beat me to it! | ||
| Tramp |
"Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13 " Sounds like "The Naz" got the jump on the new "Blast long" , w/an expanded wheelbase fit for a messiah... |
