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Dako
| Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:40 am: |
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I came home today to find this card on my keyboard! I can't believe my Norton AV didn't stop this!!
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Mb182
| Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 01:11 pm: |
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Thats great! just printed and put on the IT guys keyboard! MB |
Skyguy
| Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 02:06 pm: |
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The Amish are secretly preparing to take over the world. They have been hoarding technology on the sly and plan to detonate a dirty bomb fully well knowing we will blame someone else. Sneaky bastards. |
Blake
| Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:01 pm: |
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It's the Avon Ladies I tell you! Why won't anyone listen to me?! That is funny Dako! |
Natexlh1000
| Posted on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 12:31 am: |
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You people don't know what you're talking about. It's the PHONE POLICE. http://mysite.verizon.net/paul-f/telmovie1.htm |
Jaimec
| Posted on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 03:12 pm: |
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There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, Then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had Enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever. |
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