| Author | Message | ||
     Barker |
Me and the lady are going to compete in a Wienie Bite contest at our Harley (non-buell) dealer Thursday. My lady is pumped she wants win bad! Winner gets $250! We never have done anything like this before. So my Question to yall wise badwebbers, how do we win? Any advice, tips or tricks to winning a Wienie Bite contest? FYI: we will probably be the only non Harley there. We will be on the XB9R | ||
| Skyguy |
I knew all those leather clad Hog riders were gay..............................  | ||
| Slaughter |
Yeah - you GOTTA explain this MUCH better before you are going to be getting a lot of advice from THIS crowd! | ||
| Barker |
Yep, these harley guys do pick weird ways to ride their bikes. The contest, from there website: "The task is for a couple to ride through the course as in the other events. The passenger tries to bite off as much of a wienie as possible. The rider tries to go very slow and steady so the passenger has time to bite. The wienie is usually stuck on a fork that is hanging from a string. The wienie is about 5 feet above the ground. It also has a nice coating of mustard. We do practice safe biting as the person putting the wienie on the fork does wear gloves. " | ||
| Barker |
From another website, RULES * Riders must face forward and keep feet on footpegs/floorboards. Teams are disqualified if a foot touches the ground * The team must ride past the cones to the hanging hotdog where the passenger must bite the hotdog with the goal of leaving the smallest piece possible on the fork. * The smallest piece wins! | ||
| Bdabuell |
 ...sounds like a good way to get stabbed in the face with a fork.... | ||
| Jaimec |
Around here they just tie a string around one end of the wienie to hang it. And don't be surprised if the dog is slathered in hot CHINESE mustard, either! | ||
| Chellem |
You guys have never seen a wienie bite? There are some pics on the HOG section of our website from the Poker Run. You have to go real slow, but you can't put your feet down, and if the passenger (usually female, but not necessarily!) gets the timing just right, they get a bite of the hot dog, and the satisfaction of everyone knowing she's a . . . wienie expert.  The bigger the bite, well, you know how it goes. If not, they get mustard all up their nose, and everyone laughs at her expense. Either way, fun for all, I guess. When you say it out loud, it sounds pretty dumb, but really, when you're there, having had a few beers and watching, it's pretty entertaining. | ||
| Daves |
Have her practice putting her hands on your shoulders and standing up on the pegs. Then, when you are in the contest you( the rider) must roll up real smooth and easy,then come to almost a stop as she stands and the pegs with her hands on your shoulders and takes as big of a bite as she can get. It's all in the timing and how smooth you can ride and she can stand up to reach the hot dog. | ||
| Jaimec |
You know, going back and reading the ORIGINAL post and all of the responses, NO ONE actually answered the poor guy's question, so I'll give it a shot. First off, your lady should PRACTICE the technique. You can use an object of similar length and shape, though I'll leave girth up to you. She should practice taking as MUCH of it into her mouth and throat without gagging. This may take many, many nights of practice but if she keeps at it, I'm sure she'll excel at it. Once she manages it once with ease, you may want her to practice it over and over... just to make sure she has it down instinctively. For these practice sessions, I would suggest NOT using mustard, but feel free to use any substance of similar consistency... such as chocolate syrup, whipped cream or pudding. Be creative. Then, come the day of the event... you should have no problems at all winning! | ||
| Daves |
While Kandie looks for the picture of her winning the wienie bite contest here is a picture of us winning the Hog Toss from a different year.  | ||
| Daves |
Here's getting ready for the wienie bite contest.  | ||
| Daves |
Here's the winning run  | ||
| U4euh |
On the Xb she'll be challenged, the hot dog will be hanging lower so she might have to push her weight around, be ready for this. Best advice is that she stand up, hands on your shoulders and rest her knees into your back, more leverage. As you the driver approach she should be leveling herself with the dog, the closer you get, slow up as you go under, she turns her head and,..... um,.... uh, slides her mouth over as much as she can( See Jaimec's post)and bites it off when she either 1. has all of it, or 2. feels it pulling out of her mouth. | ||
| Tq_freak |
Dave - is that a Standard? My dad has an 02 FLHT and man are they nice, rides like a caddy | ||
| Daves |
Yes it is, a 1999 just turned 63,000 miles on it. | ||
| Road_thing |
Dave, you're a lucky guy. Will she eat okra, too?  rt | ||
| Kandie |
I haven't ever tried okra. I don't even know what it looks like. | ||
| Jaimec |
You'll find it most commonly in gumbo or jambalaya. | ||
| Road_thing |
 There ya go, Kandie. Don't listen to Dave...it's good, really. rt | ||
| Kandie |
Don't think I'll be entering any okra bite contests. | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Whoever took that first picture was awesome! The photo is magazine quality for sure. | ||
| Kandie |
Dave copied it from an old dealership calender. | ||
| Daves |
Pretty sure that one was taken by Brett Brant. He used to do the photos at our dealership events in Waterloo. It's much better in the calendar than how well it scanned. | ||
| Slaughter |
Okra is like eating a green garden slug - only less interesting. Pickled, it might have a purpose but by itself, it can't even serve as bait. I'm in the crowd that says that boiled okra will gag a maggot. | ||
| Swampy |
There seems to be a time in an Okras life that it turns slimy inside, still entirely edible, but not desirable. It is best eaten sliced and fried in a batter, sort of like the morel mushroom of the south. God Bless Alabama, my new found promised land! (Message edited by swampy on September 19, 2006) | ||
| Cowboy |
Just goes to prove a coon ass will eat any thing.( must have okra to make a proper GUMBO) | ||
| Road_thing |
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| Kandie |
That doesn't look very good. | ||
| Bdabuell |
that kinda looks like it was eaten already....  |
