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Author Message   Old_man Posted on Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 04:19 pm:        HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM > 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. > 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. > 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. > 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.   Brineusaf Posted on Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 04:21 pm:        Ha..

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