| Author | Message | ||
     U4euh |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. >>>> >>>> Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. >>>> "Careful," he said,CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! >>>> You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM >>>> NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE >>>> BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be >>>> CAREFUL! >>>> You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry >>>> up! >>>> Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. >>>> You >>>> know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE >>>> SALT!" >>>> >>>> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You >>>> think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" >>>> >>>> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels >>>> like when I'm driving." | ||
| Kdan |
Memorial services will be held on thursday evening. | ||
| Buellin_ri |
That was a good one!  | ||
| Spreadem |
This joke made me wonder... I've dealt with backseat drivers... Has anyone ever had to put up with backseat riders? |
