| Author | Message | ||
     Spike |
This was a new one on me, figured it was worth sharing:
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| Ted |
i wonder what the WIFE store would look like? | ||
| Buellin_ri |
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| Kdan |
i wonder what the WIFE store would look like? Better shopping on the internet! | ||
| New12r |
Thanks for the laugh!  | ||
| 1stbuell |
"Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. " Priceless.  | ||
| Chevysolid |
The Wife Store. the same rules apply as in husband store. A New Wives store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited. | ||
| Ezblast |
So true! | ||
| Dragon_slayer |
Choosing a wife: A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. P.S. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. | ||
| Skyguy |
"P.S. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them". LMFAO!!!!!  | ||
| S2pengy |
0-200 A couple had been debating the purchase of a new automobile for weeks. > He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she > could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled > on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way > out of their price range. > > "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four > seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." > > So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. > > Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday, the 12th. Due to > the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. > Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your > Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas. > |
