| Author | Message | ||
     Anonymous |
posting anon for reasons soon to be obvious. the doc has me drop trou and lie down. his hand reaches for the jewels. he has an interesting expression on his face. he's making me uncomfortable in more ways than one. then he says it. "You have very large testicles." i have been rolling for hours now and nobody knows why! | ||
| Jlnance |
You can be a racer now.  | ||
| Lowflyer |
Which part of that experience would qualify him as a racer? Was it the physical contact or the ensuing compliment?  | ||
| Slaughter |
Yabbut did the doc kinda giggle, wink and offer to buy you chocolates for your next visit? | ||
| Blake |
Anony, Are you familiar with the word "extortion"?  | ||
| Skyguy |
Blake now thats funny!!!!  | ||
| Jlnance |
Yabbut did the doc kinda giggle, wink and offer to buy you chocolates for your next visit? We can only hope that she did. | ||
| Seanp |
Man, that's about the only post that I would definitely not want to be anonymous for! "A doctor told me I have unusually large balls..."  | ||
| Blublak |
Hope you replied.. "Well, I do ride a Buell.." Then grin and pull your pants up.  | ||
| Voltage_vector |
during a vasectomy, the wise guy doctor, said to his nurse, Oh o, better get more tape to hold that thing down....man was that embarrasing...  about a hour later and after a couple perks, I found a great place to put a ice cold beer! | ||
| M1combat |
"Which part of that experience would qualify him as a racer?" An Irish road racer (I can't remember which one, but he's won the IOM-TT a couple times now), after his first couple laps of the TT course said to a camera... "I now know what it takes to be fast here." "What's that?" said the journalist... "A wheel barrow." "Why a wheel barrow???" "To carry your balls around in." | ||
| Buellbozo |
As I understand it, the problems start when the doc puts his OTHER hand on your OTHER shoulder... | ||
| Lowflyer |
"As I understand it..." Dare we ask how you came to understand it that way?  | ||
| Slaughter |
I was in ICU after my highside last February and the nurse says there's this guy with a heavy accent named Zoran who wants to talk to me. I said - sure, put him through. He asks: "So Slaughter, I hear you got a brain injury" - I said yeah, among other things like 6 broken bones - he then says: "you didn't hurt your balls did you? Cos you don't need brains for racing, just balls" I can't get no respect. | ||
| Henrik |
Well, Zoran is also the "source" for this shirt : http://www.trackdaz.com/images-site/3/zoranT.gif I'd take anything he says with a grain of salt  Henrik | ||
| Slaughter |
Naaawwww - Zoran can back up his BS with serious hardware and experience. TwinWorksFactory puts out some pretty decent stuff - SV650, EX500, now the 650 Ninja. | ||
| Buellbozo |
Just what I heard... | ||
| Henrik |
I know, I know Steve, just kidding - hence the "big grin smiley" in my previous post. I've been on the SV Racer list for long enough to know about Zoran. Just bought his bearing kit for a GSXR front end conversion for my SV  Henrik | ||
| Slaughter |
sorry bout that Henrik. I was firing off a response without really getting where you were coming from. Zoran's a cool doood and much more helpful than many people give him credit for. | ||
| Sarodude |
I don't care how nice he is or how fast his SV goes. That TShirt is AWESOME! -Saro | ||
| Henrik |
Steve - no worries Very cool and very helpful indeed. He gave me a bunch of great advice for the front end swap - which has yet to occur mind you. I do have the majority of the parts in the garage by now though. Shirt is awesome, as is a quote of Zoran's; hear-say only, but when one of the racers Zoran was helping/sponsoring was complaining about lack of power, Zoran took him for a "walk-around" the bike. Pointed to the brakes and said: "you want to go faster, use less of those", pointed to the throttle and said: "use more of that" Henrik (Message edited by Henrik on March 04, 2006) | ||
| Ducxl |
Ummm,errr,i don't know much but,aren't there real negative consequences to the first post? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Depends if you want to sing soprano or not!  | ||
| Tom_b |
When I had my vasectomy my wife was present during the procedure. The doc cuts the first side, pulls out a little short piece and says look spaghetti. The proceeds to tell my wife after watching the first side she can do the other side. During the procedure my wife told me I have big testicles and the doctor agreed, and that they also appeared to be brass or some other hard metallic substance since I did let her finish the procedure (Message edited by tom_b on March 04, 2006) |
