| Author | Message | ||
     Buellbozo |
A hollywood casting type got a call for "a genuine sea captain" and spent several days interviewing prospects without finding the right guy. Finally, a man walks in with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. The casting director thought his prayers had been answered and started asking questions. "How did you get the peg leg?" "YYARRR, It was smugglers in the South China Sea it was." "Well, what about the hook?" "Pirates in the Tortugas, Mytee." "And the patch?" "YYARRR, I was lookin' up at the clear blue sky and a seagull shat in me eye it did!!" "And that was enough to blind you?" "No, It was me first day with the 'ook!!"  } | ||
| Captpete |
Never saw that one comin'  | ||
| Buellbozo |
Blindsided?? | ||
| Voltage_vector |
 Nothing beats a good pirate joke! |
