| Author | Message | ||
     Jlnance |
I want to say up front that I don't normally make it a habit to read Cosmo. Honest. But the Girl has a subscription and it was laying out on the table the other day. Emblazed on the front cover it declares: 60 SEX Skills - Guys reveal the most mind blowing bedroom moves women have ever tried. Well, I had to read that. So I open the magazine, fully expecting to benifit from the wealth of experience contained inside. Was I ever disapointed. They got tips from possibly the 60 tamest guys on the face of the earth. Any mention of handcuffs? NO. Anyone think leather is hot? NO. How about trying it on a motorcycle? NO. Though one guy did mention it was kind of nice to have a CD playing.  | ||
| U4euh |
Be careful Jim, that is a tall bike to be doin that kinda stuff on! But of course all the room you have......hmmmmm.......can I borrow it for the day, wouldn't even need the keys. | ||
| Kdan |
60 SEX Skills - Guys reveal the most mind blowing bedroom moves women have ever tried. Hell, that's my friday night. Remember, Cosmo is for girls. You have to pee off the front porch for a week to reestablish your manliness now. | ||
| U4euh |
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| Spiderman |
Did any of them involve a can of whip cream, a calculator, a blow up sheep and a 1/2 a can of crisco? LMAO | ||
| Newfie_buell |
There is a side of Spidey that you really don't want any visuals of!!!! | ||
| Phillyblast |
>>a calculator scientific or regular? | ||
| Mike_bolts |
">>a calculator scientific or regular?" Amateurs. All of you. I use a slide ruler.  | ||
| Blackbelt |
Ok thanks spidy.. now i gotta rinse my eyes out w/ drain-o to try to burn out those immages...  | ||
| Halbard |
Spidy? only half a can of crisco? and a BLOW-UP sheep? amature.... Ya know, I saw that mag circulating yesterday, and was coming up with a way to, um... borrow it from one of the girls... (I work in an office with 34 women... I'm the only guy(somtimes it sucks to be married)) but now, I won't bother... | ||
| Kiwibloke |
A blow-up sheep, whats wrong with a real one? | ||
| Buellbozo |
Look ya'll, I heard this from a Kiwi,so its GOT to be true... Two Aussies and a Kiwi were out for a hike when they came upon a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The first Aussie said,"damn! I wish that was Elle McPhearson." The second Aussie said,"Heck! I wish it was Kate Moss!". The Kiwi said, "I wish it was dark." Disclaimer- Some of my best friends are ...  | ||
| Swampy |
In the springtime all the little sheeps come up to the fence saying: Daaaaaaa Daaaaaaa (Message edited by swampy on February 08, 2006) | ||
| Buellbozo |
And I heard that the REAL reason Scotsmen wear kilts is so the sheep won't hear the zipper... | ||
| Ram |
Know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scot? Mick sings: "Hey, you, get offa my cloud!" The scot shouts: "Hey, McLeod! Get off my ewe!" I don't rilly have a subscription. I buy it every once in a while to *try* and keep up to date with the twenty-somethings in my posse. | ||
| Vegasbueller |
 From a Utah newspaper...or was that Wyoming?  | ||
| Leftcoastal |
Vb - couldn't be Utah - too hard finding a place that will serve beer! Al-born in Wyoming-K. | ||
| CJXB |
a blow up sheep and a 1/2 a can of crisco? OMG I do not want to know !!!  If girls read Cosmo, and I/we do, then learning what girls want/need (NOT SHEEP and CRISCO) could be a good thing !!  | ||
| Jlnance |
If girls read Cosmo, and I/we do What did you think of 60 tips? I suspect they would have been much better if they had had more people responding who were actually old enough to drink.  | ||
| CJXB |
What did you think of 60 tips? Way to put me on the spot, actually wasn’t all that impressed with that article either, I suspect your right about the guys responding. However, I still like the magazine and run across tips/articles from other women and I think to myself, YES that’s exactly true and there other women out there who think like I do !! And if I ever “wanted” to give a guy a tip, much easier to let him read the article than to try and explain when he’s going to get all defensive anyway and possibly say something stupid about "ALL the women I’ve ever dated/been with etc blah, blah", then I’d have to KILL him !!! | ||
| Bomber |
Helen Gurley Brown has been making men's lives miserable for quite some time, now -- those Cosmo Quizes are the kiss of death -- no way I guy will ever pass one . . . . . . . of course, it doesn't matter much once he's dead ;-} |
