| Author | Message | ||
     Mountainrider |
wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. >One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was >pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her >he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly >have the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned >18. She agreed, but asked him how he would know when the baby was born. To >keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write >Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support >payments to begin. > > > >One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey", >she said, "you received a very strange post card today". "Oh, just give it >to me and I'll explain it later" he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as >her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was >written: > > > > > >Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti > >Two with meatballs; one without. > | ||
| Doughnut |
Gotta remember that one! | ||
| New12r |
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